DZXlusional

3302 pts · January 17, 2021


Ah yes, it all started when I lost my memory...funny thing is that was yesterday. What date you say? Well the day before today but not today as today is the day which is presently today. Yes, that day. honestly I don't remember.

Nope nope nope. To the front page with you!

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Good movie. It's about space ghosts and time dilation.

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¿Por que, mate?

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I only know of a good Juan

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404 post not found.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*was

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I'm fairly confident that's just Danny DeVito.

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This looks nothing like a candy bar......

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That's a hand with opposable thumbs, allowing for gripping and holding of objects.

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This human gets it.

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Damn, misspelled conductive.

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....only when I eat dairy.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Urine is conducive so it would be capable of allowing a nice shock to travel up an unbroken stream. Unless that's what you're wanting, a quick zap to the prostate.

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They're experiencing some serious bee gees.

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#4 ......it's ineffective as I'm colorblind. Neat idea based on a standard bias.

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Jokes on you, dudes a web developers and you need to accept their terms.

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I'm applaud.

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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

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This dump has been digitally fossilized.

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That's a head over heels deal!

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The sea shroom faces perilous doom.

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Looks like you've been bee-sy!

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Did you just steal that poor web developers work?

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You didn't define if it's a live or dead burial...... Instructions unclear, I drove 3 miles away the nearest lake and now I'm in bed!?

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