2179 pts · March 3, 2019
I’ve worked in heavy industry, Security and Emergency Response, and now Healthcare doing safety training. I’ve seen just about every one of these and was almost a couple of them myself. When I teach people, I teach them from real experience, with my own past event photos and videos. I’m only here today because I got lucky and learned the hard way to FOLLOW THE SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS!!!
First time I ever saw this (maybe 10 years old, without knowing it existed) I was seated at the window just behind the wing. I had fallen asleep but woke up when we touched down, opened my eyes just in time to see these pop open and nearly $hat my pantaloons!
Good for you! My friend caught the flu and a Staph A infection, went full sepsis and landed in the ICU on a ventilator 3 weeks ago, kidney failure, dialysis, the works. Thought it was “just a cold” Recovering now but damned near lost her. Be careful out there
Yup, you can’t walk into a store a buy a box of happiness.But you can buy groceries and clothing, care for your family, pay your rent, fill your tank, get your prescriptions, pay for your heat/water/wifi, buy a book, have an evening out with friends, donate to a charity, help a friend…..all of which are absolutely fundamental to being safe, secure and ultimately happy. Ya… you sure can buy happiness.
About the same age, my grandmothers twin arrived at the house as we were saying goodbye to grandma at the hospital. We walked back into her house to find her twin sitting in grandmas chair, finishing her knitting project. Even the adults all gasped and swore before realizing what was going on. JFC that was creepy!
Um….fill the tank with blood as a food source and you have Self Contained Underwater Bleeding Apparatus. 🤷♂️
Burlington, Ontario, Canada…New York New York Men Grooming Lounge. Very much like this with MANicures during the haircut, plus a little scotch, a cigar and some nice cured meats while you wait. Freakin Amazing!
Does any hinged lid count as a door? Glove compartment, hood, trunk, center console, spare tire hatch in the trunk, sun roof cover, fuse panel cover, battery cover, washer fluid, oil cap, gas cover…? Dude, tough question globally though. Still have to go with wheels though. Every office in my building has a least one door but also one chair with 5 wheels.
A lady in our office swept the pool the only time she played….first NFL week post-9/11 She bet on all the home teams on the assumption that players flying to and from would be nervous and off their game. As I recall, almost all the home teams won their games that week.
Years ago I worked Security at a large org and one day several people walked up to my desk: Winnie Hu, Ernie Watt and Jason Wehn. My boss had to help them cause I was laughing so hard I couldn’t speak. Absolutely one of the funniest conversations of my life🤣
Absolutely! I lost my job a few years ago just as I was about to start a vacation. I picked up the rental jet ski before heading to a friends cottage and can 100% confirm it is impossible to be sad while on a jet ski!
Let me go add my name to that list. Frack him!🖕
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It’s not vintage but I have one in a display case confiscated during a search that has a built in switchblade.
Yup, I had a fellow brought into my ER unconscious after drinking 4 bottles of rubbing alcohol. His blood work would not register a number for his BAC but instead displayed “Not compatible with life”. He woke up and walked out, in a straight line, about an hour later.
Yup. Got a call while observing an autopsy on a very heavy person that our lunch arrived…stepped out and ate a big cheeseburger. Did you know, ironically, that body fat looks like melted cheese?
I once saw a patient try to run away. He dropped and stepped on the catheter bag while running and it pulled out….it split him like an over boiled hot dog. If I ever have to get a catheter, I’ll be duct taping the tube to my leg and to hell with my hair. 🤢
I was the Security Manager at a tv station for several years…we had filing cabinets full of letters and packages from folks like this! Every. Flippin’. Day!
I knew he was the same guy but not that he was LN’s PA. Thanks for the new info!
He was born in 1945, so he was 50 in 1995…maybe 49 when they filmed this movie?
Taking a theft report at the the hospital once and woman was mortified when I asked what the equipment could be used for in the street, then she told me which part of the sim-man was missing. 🤦♂️🤣🤣🤣
You have my upvote Good Sir!
Heck ya! I lost my job the day before my vacation at a cottage with a jet ski. I can assure you, I was smiling on the jet ski!
Hello! I’m here to help….
#29 a. Thanks, didn’t know that. B. They’re all sold out and c. Really expensive!
The power light is on!!! Is the Vic still working? Aren’t the disks degraded? I can still remember the excitement of upgrading from a cassette drive to this beauty! Thanks for sharing
If I still had my Falcon, I would be building this pod on my 3D printer right now. Wow, thanks for the nostalgia!
He drowned
Had my Finale at 40 after discovering mothers 34 years of lies that ultimately put my wife and children in danger for her own selfish reasons. So much of this post is completely obvious, in hindsight. Wishing strength and courage to those who need it.❤️
Just looked up Ice Nine Kills for the first time…pretty great! Thanks for the tip👍
I’ve worked in heavy industry, Security and Emergency Response, and now Healthcare doing safety training. I’ve seen just about every one of these and was almost a couple of them myself. When I teach people, I teach them from real experience, with my own past event photos and videos. I’m only here today because I got lucky and learned the hard way to FOLLOW THE SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS!!!
First time I ever saw this (maybe 10 years old, without knowing it existed) I was seated at the window just behind the wing. I had fallen asleep but woke up when we touched down, opened my eyes just in time to see these pop open and nearly $hat my pantaloons!
Good for you! My friend caught the flu and a Staph A infection, went full sepsis and landed in the ICU on a ventilator 3 weeks ago, kidney failure, dialysis, the works. Thought it was “just a cold” Recovering now but damned near lost her. Be careful out there
Yup, you can’t walk into a store a buy a box of happiness.
But you can buy groceries and clothing, care for your family, pay your rent, fill your tank, get your prescriptions, pay for your heat/water/wifi, buy a book, have an evening out with friends, donate to a charity, help a friend…..all of which are absolutely fundamental to being safe, secure and ultimately happy. Ya… you sure can buy happiness.
About the same age, my grandmothers twin arrived at the house as we were saying goodbye to grandma at the hospital. We walked back into her house to find her twin sitting in grandmas chair, finishing her knitting project. Even the adults all gasped and swore before realizing what was going on. JFC that was creepy!
Um….fill the tank with blood as a food source and you have Self Contained Underwater Bleeding Apparatus. 🤷♂️
Burlington, Ontario, Canada…New York New York Men Grooming Lounge. Very much like this with MANicures during the haircut, plus a little scotch, a cigar and some nice cured meats while you wait. Freakin Amazing!
Does any hinged lid count as a door? Glove compartment, hood, trunk, center console, spare tire hatch in the trunk, sun roof cover, fuse panel cover, battery cover, washer fluid, oil cap, gas cover…? Dude, tough question globally though. Still have to go with wheels though. Every office in my building has a least one door but also one chair with 5 wheels.
A lady in our office swept the pool the only time she played….first NFL week post-9/11 She bet on all the home teams on the assumption that players flying to and from would be nervous and off their game. As I recall, almost all the home teams won their games that week.
Years ago I worked Security at a large org and one day several people walked up to my desk: Winnie Hu, Ernie Watt and Jason Wehn. My boss had to help them cause I was laughing so hard I couldn’t speak. Absolutely one of the funniest conversations of my life🤣
Absolutely! I lost my job a few years ago just as I was about to start a vacation. I picked up the rental jet ski before heading to a friends cottage and can 100% confirm it is impossible to be sad while on a jet ski!
Let me go add my name to that list. Frack him!🖕
/gallery/8MKGv75
It’s not vintage but I have one in a display case confiscated during a search that has a built in switchblade.
Yup, I had a fellow brought into my ER unconscious after drinking 4 bottles of rubbing alcohol. His blood work would not register a number for his BAC but instead displayed “Not compatible with life”. He woke up and walked out, in a straight line, about an hour later.
Yup. Got a call while observing an autopsy on a very heavy person that our lunch arrived…stepped out and ate a big cheeseburger. Did you know, ironically, that body fat looks like melted cheese?
I once saw a patient try to run away. He dropped and stepped on the catheter bag while running and it pulled out….it split him like an over boiled hot dog. If I ever have to get a catheter, I’ll be duct taping the tube to my leg and to hell with my hair. 🤢
I was the Security Manager at a tv station for several years…we had filing cabinets full of letters and packages from folks like this!
Every. Flippin’. Day!
I knew he was the same guy but not that he was LN’s PA. Thanks for the new info!
He was born in 1945, so he was 50 in 1995…maybe 49 when they filmed this movie?
Taking a theft report at the the hospital once and woman was mortified when I asked what the equipment could be used for in the street, then she told me which part of the sim-man was missing. 🤦♂️🤣🤣🤣
You have my upvote Good Sir!
Heck ya! I lost my job the day before my vacation at a cottage with a jet ski. I can assure you, I was smiling on the jet ski!
Hello! I’m here to help….
#29 a. Thanks, didn’t know that. B. They’re all sold out and c. Really expensive!
The power light is on!!! Is the Vic still working? Aren’t the disks degraded? I can still remember the excitement of upgrading from a cassette drive to this beauty! Thanks for sharing
If I still had my Falcon, I would be building this pod on my 3D printer right now. Wow, thanks for the nostalgia!
He drowned
Had my Finale at 40 after discovering mothers 34 years of lies that ultimately put my wife and children in danger for her own selfish reasons. So much of this post is completely obvious, in hindsight. Wishing strength and courage to those who need it.❤️
Just looked up Ice Nine Kills for the first time…pretty great! Thanks for the tip👍