DasBeaker

50834 pts · September 9, 2013


I’m that one guy from that one place where they did the stuff and things.

Oofda.

18 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sadly it happens way more often than it should. Just have to keep it up and hopefully one day the cycle will change for her.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always made sure she knew I meant every word with love and affection. She had a lot of shitty men in her life that broke her down. No one deserve that crap. And hope your man keeps telling you the truth :)

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Used to grab my ex’s butt and say stuff like “this!! Is a good butt. A strong butt.. CHEEKS OF GLORY!!” She only laughed at me for a while but I could tell it slowly made her feel good about herself.

1 day ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

At most I bet he only gets a PD.

1 day ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I remember hearing something for a mod in FF called Buffta.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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God I wish my cat was like this….

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok that’s actually cute as hell.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“God if only there was a hint that she might want me.”

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Last year in New Jersey.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

“We are a family here.” No… no the fuck you are not.

3 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Wouldn’t you? It’s like getting a call from that one shitty “family” member you just can’t stand.

3 days ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Can’t hear screams in space.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SHIKKKA SHIKKKKA!!

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So Noims husband is out and about ?

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Girls got curves mother fuckers! Deal with it!

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She also has a mega mega crush on the Doc… so yea it’s fucking weird lol

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Story behind that is she’s just proud she’s never had “work” done (horse shoes) and is all natural.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Blue Whale?

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A lot of people won’t eat land meat for lent. So they turn to fish.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then they fucked!!

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He might have a text to speak app that has presets for words like predictive text so he can type it out faster but his mind is wicked fast lol

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Those don’t come til the middle of the month.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I think they are the wurst.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0