Data91883

8880 pts · June 17, 2019


If you're old enough to get this, I'm sorry about your back. Take some ibuprofen.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Say lightly fried fish filets one more time

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not if they call it a "thickened dairy beverage"!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#39 Is it cake?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#38 So, you pretty much just agree with the left, then?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#35 If someone ever offers me a "thickened dairy beverage", I will ask them, politely, but firmly, to get the fuck away from me

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

And get high. Usually, *really* high

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#7 Neat! Right up until the time the batteries die and you're locked out

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is definitely a place you should drop acid before going to

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#13 This one seems like someone making do with what they already had on hand (or maybe trying to be clever) rather than a fuck-up

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#41 This feels like it should at least be a sketch on SNL. Or maybe a late-night talk show bit

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Of course, that's after getting it out of the pond and running again. A working brake probably won't be of much use, currently

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could be you need to lubricate the parking brake on your Carryall. Sometimes the linkage can stick and cause it to not engage fully

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 You can still get A, C, and D. It's just that A & C will actively be on fire, and all 3 of them are massively infected with cockroaches

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#24 Childhood?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello, fellow fan of Meow Wolf!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm thinking it means converts go extra hard into all the minutiae of their new religion that lifelong members don't. See #26 for example

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#25 Must have belonged to Roland the Farter

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe @inigo93 was saying that corporations purchasing residential housing *should* pay 100x the property tax rate, not that they *do*

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#80 “Do you wanna know how I got these scars?”

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that the ‘worst toilet in Scotland’?

3 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

That’s a terrible joke. I will tell it at the next possible opportunity.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I’ll tell you hwat

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Huh. TIL. :)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Arthur C. Clarke, not Asimov

3 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Moose jiggler

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@BotDrawA Venn diagram

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#18 My friend doesn't see the connection between these two pictures. Is the dog stuffed? Did he *make* the stuffing?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*has a hard-on for Russia

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because it does

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