DaveFromToronto

3086 pts · March 23, 2014


Forbidden bananas.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next on Truth Social: “We took over the worst weather from Sleepy Joe, and it’s still not over. We’re going to have the best weather you’ve ever seen before the midterms as long as I’m in office.”

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This isn’t new; almost all Western media will report any crime against an 18-year old as a ‘teenage’ victim, but if the perpetrator is 18, he’s considered an adult.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People with serious mental illnesses are the ones TALKING, not just LISTENING.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your non-American friend is too young to recognize a land-line telephone “ring” and needs to be answered.

8 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Worth the wait.

8 months ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 5

“Ham Shack” is one of the Bangles’ less-well known songs?

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Cops hate this one simple trick.”

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Yippy-ki-yay, Dad.”

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jerry: Why did you push us AWAY from the dock?
Kramer: Free transit, Jerry! FREE TRANSIT!
George: Is it melting? Oh God, it’s melting!

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come on, Internet. Do your thing. Find her Instagram and shame the hell out of her.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My best friend had ALS and outlived his expected timeline. After that the jokes were constant; my last text to him was “You’re not answering the phone. Hope you’re not dead!”. Guess what?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clever girl…

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Don’t touch the glass” means DON’T TOUCH THE GLASS!!!

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The older the produce gets, the deeper the baseline.
Buy at some point, even Bowser would give up.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(Slaps roof). “This baby can deflect so much water!”

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pool water be like “Lee-royyyy… Jenkins!”

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here in Calgary, I’m 4,373 miles away, but tempted if I can find a cheap fare!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“So I was taking a dump and, ya know, recording the bathroom sounds, when I dropped my phone into the bowl. Yikes!! So anyway, that went triple-platinum…”

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno what happened but I’ll bet there’s a trolley involved…

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WORTH THE WAIT!!!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, no need to PIVOT???

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Minecraft IRL

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Better source than most…

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Super? Definitely.
But natural? Hmmm…

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2