TheProTaco has seen fit to name me his squire. I am TheApprenticeTaco. If you get this to the front page I will send you like some amount of tacos. I hope this restores the shame I have brought upon my family.
TheProTaco has seen fit to name me his squire. I am TheApprenticeTaco. If you get this to the front page I will send you like some amount of tacos. I hope this restores the shame I have brought upon my family.
Being crucified is probably the furthest thing from being killed by god...
#7 Why is the oatmeal's name cut off?
#2 This is the movie where the main actor gets sick, and there's only 1 other person that knows how to play the part right?
I read "My brother got another woman pregnant" and I was like "WHAT" well good thing im an idiot!
How did you steal my cat, she looks just like my cat, except not chunky and meowing luke a baby every second she's alive, at least not in this picture.
I wish we had big jumping spiders here. We only got the tiny guys.
So I'm hearing 599 is the limit then?
#19 Is it post butthole pictures day again?
#2 I need more cheeks! MORE I SAY!
#1 "The customer is always right... in matters of taste" that's the whole saying.
I herd its very mooving!
Which one has better conversations?
Listen I might not be able to find it, but I can tell you what it isn't, that's how far my search has taken me.
Neat
The government shouldn't bail them out. They should pull each other's boot straps or something
If crime is down in DC why did they need the National Guard a couple weeks ago?
"With ingredients everyone has carroway seeds." I dont have those...
This is one of those "you're not paying me for how long it took me to do but how long it took me to learn" situations
#27 I think I might hate you for this, sorry, not my decision.
@op where is the full stat tracker?
Sir Render is a great cowardly knight name 10/10ths
I bet I could also do this if I had any talent!
What does being a pasta have to do with anything?
Poor swimming pool!
#21 Tbf you'd need a job to dress like that...
And he got you one of those spinning dice that I want too!
Idk if it's weird, but we ask all our guests to poop backwards
#9 why? What do I use for a counter?
Oh, oh no, don't. I would hate that. Also don't do that for just all the politicians nooooo