11607 pts ยท April 18, 2019
Donald Trump is what Caligula would have turned into if the Praetorian Guard hadn't offed him at age 28.
One of my dearest friends had a great-uncle who served time for counterfeiting 50-cent pieces back in the day. He only did it because cigarette machines would take 50-cent pieces. Legend.
And he was dressed in white from head to toe. Think of the laundry!
#1 The rare corollary to footwear flying off: the person flies off, yet the footwear remains motionless!
#10 I happened to have Yakety Sax playing in the background (long story short, I had recently heard a piece of music that always makes me sad, and I needed to counteract it to prevent going to bed crying). Anyway, it was PERFECT for this gif. Perfect. 10/10, no notes.
For some reason, after we divorced, he preferred men.
I'm going to the Bahamas and Disney World with my George Soros money! Thanks, Liberal Establishment!
You're kind. Thank you. I don't necessarily feel ugly, but I'm always seeing comments and image dumps like, "OMG redheads!" or "Death by Snu Snu!" You never hear, "Be still my heart! It's a very ordinary person!"
#25 Choice two. Not even close. Hello dessert with every meal.
I don't think I could ever participate in Fetish Friday because nothing about me stands out. I'm not skinny. I'm not fat. My ass and boobs are not small. They are also not large. My hair is neither short nor long - it's roughly shoulder length. I am the visual equivalent of tepid water.
40-year-old men can be peak hotness. Much depends on confidence and "owning" your look. If you expect yourself to look like a 20-year-old, you're in for a bad time. As you get older, you're not losing your looks. You may be losing "a look," like the one you had as a young adult, but a different look can be every bit as attractive.
#4 Twenty years or so ago I had backyard hens. They were great for taking care of food scraps. Including bits of leftover chicken, which my daughter caught me giving to them one evening. She was in middle school, so naturally at school the next day she told everyone we had cannibal chickens.
A real treat for the eyes, and the human body. I'm not a snob about anything, but show me a bright silk or rich cotton velveteen and I am totally smitten.
The training must have worked. I have never once engaged in insider stock trading.
#22 I work in the warehouse of a gigantic online retailer. Yeah, that one. Anyway, as part of my yearly training, I have to watch a video telling me not to engage in insider trading.
It's 85 (in March!) where I live today. Normally it should be somewhere between 55 and 65. I can't believe I have to avoid going outside because it's too hot already.
#22 A work friendship can be established and remain solid for years SOLELY based on disliking the same co-worker. "Oh, you hate Brenda too? Hello, Bestie!"
Okay, so I wasn't familiar with Jesse Welles. Forgive me, for I am Old. I watched this once through with the subtitles and the sound off. I was like, "That guy is definitely Australian." The hair, the sunglasses, the laid-back vibe, the humor. But he's American, and that gives me hope. There really are cool people here, and that's swell.
That never happened to me, and I'm glad. Happened to an ex of mine who had to go fully right-handed. He liked to think that this made him a switch hitter, but it really just made him terrible with either hand.
#4 Yakety Sax makes a fine musical background for this one.
I'm sure you are right. But the point is, I HAD the Windows laptop already. It did the job without my buying anything. I have taken device hoarding to crazy levels. I have an ancient smartphone working as a camera monitoring my driveway. Sure, I could easily buy cameras, and someday I will, but meanwhile, I already had a device that would do what I wanted.
#11 Rule 1 of the internet (and I should know because I was around way before it) is that "Any time a cat enters a video, said video is reclassified as a Cat Video." In the early YouTube days, my son, then about 18, put up a video showing how to play some song on guitar. At some point, one of our cats walked into frame and he may as well have disappeared. Every comment was some version of "Ooh! kitty!" Which is as it should be.
I have a Windows machine that is from 2013. I use it ONLY for running a VPN and listening to foreign news, since the U.S. media is worse than useless. I will use it as long as it continues to boot up.
I think I just developed a spontaneous tension headache. Back in the olden days before laser printers, I had to use one of these to label someone's slides for a scientific presentation. And he was very picky about every. single. letter. And I was (and am) left-handed, using a Leroy set designed for right-handed people. Sometimes I hate technology. Sometimes tech seriously saves people's asses.
One of the things I remember most about the 70s as a girl/teen was the importance of having nice-looking legs. Sure, nobody was going to complain about nice boobs, but if you had good legs, that was more important. Fortunately, I had good legs for about 15 minutes in 1980. Oh, and guys who liked asses weren't nearly as vocal about it as they are today, lol
Has anyone considered having Bugs Bunny saw off that sticky-outie part of the strait, like he did with the Florida peninsula in that one cartoon? Because that sounds like a better idea to me.
#30
Why did I have to see this with my very own face eyes????
#17 You ain't special. I like carbon paper more than people.
#29 I will never get married again, but if I do, Bubble Soccer will be involved.
Donald Trump is what Caligula would have turned into if the Praetorian Guard hadn't offed him at age 28.
One of my dearest friends had a great-uncle who served time for counterfeiting 50-cent pieces back in the day. He only did it because cigarette machines would take 50-cent pieces. Legend.
And he was dressed in white from head to toe. Think of the laundry!
#1 The rare corollary to footwear flying off: the person flies off, yet the footwear remains motionless!
#10 I happened to have Yakety Sax playing in the background (long story short, I had recently heard a piece of music that always makes me sad, and I needed to counteract it to prevent going to bed crying). Anyway, it was PERFECT for this gif. Perfect. 10/10, no notes.
For some reason, after we divorced, he preferred men.
I'm going to the Bahamas and Disney World with my George Soros money! Thanks, Liberal Establishment!
You're kind. Thank you. I don't necessarily feel ugly, but I'm always seeing comments and image dumps like, "OMG redheads!" or "Death by Snu Snu!" You never hear, "Be still my heart! It's a very ordinary person!"
#25 Choice two. Not even close. Hello dessert with every meal.
I don't think I could ever participate in Fetish Friday because nothing about me stands out. I'm not skinny. I'm not fat. My ass and boobs are not small. They are also not large. My hair is neither short nor long - it's roughly shoulder length. I am the visual equivalent of tepid water.
40-year-old men can be peak hotness. Much depends on confidence and "owning" your look. If you expect yourself to look like a 20-year-old, you're in for a bad time. As you get older, you're not losing your looks. You may be losing "a look," like the one you had as a young adult, but a different look can be every bit as attractive.
#4 Twenty years or so ago I had backyard hens. They were great for taking care of food scraps. Including bits of leftover chicken, which my daughter caught me giving to them one evening. She was in middle school, so naturally at school the next day she told everyone we had cannibal chickens.
A real treat for the eyes, and the human body. I'm not a snob about anything, but show me a bright silk or rich cotton velveteen and I am totally smitten.
The training must have worked. I have never once engaged in insider stock trading.
#22 I work in the warehouse of a gigantic online retailer. Yeah, that one. Anyway, as part of my yearly training, I have to watch a video telling me not to engage in insider trading.
It's 85 (in March!) where I live today. Normally it should be somewhere between 55 and 65. I can't believe I have to avoid going outside because it's too hot already.
#22 A work friendship can be established and remain solid for years SOLELY based on disliking the same co-worker. "Oh, you hate Brenda too? Hello, Bestie!"
Okay, so I wasn't familiar with Jesse Welles. Forgive me, for I am Old. I watched this once through with the subtitles and the sound off. I was like, "That guy is definitely Australian." The hair, the sunglasses, the laid-back vibe, the humor. But he's American, and that gives me hope. There really are cool people here, and that's swell.
That never happened to me, and I'm glad. Happened to an ex of mine who had to go fully right-handed. He liked to think that this made him a switch hitter, but it really just made him terrible with either hand.
#4 Yakety Sax makes a fine musical background for this one.
I'm sure you are right. But the point is, I HAD the Windows laptop already. It did the job without my buying anything. I have taken device hoarding to crazy levels. I have an ancient smartphone working as a camera monitoring my driveway. Sure, I could easily buy cameras, and someday I will, but meanwhile, I already had a device that would do what I wanted.
#11 Rule 1 of the internet (and I should know because I was around way before it) is that "Any time a cat enters a video, said video is reclassified as a Cat Video." In the early YouTube days, my son, then about 18, put up a video showing how to play some song on guitar. At some point, one of our cats walked into frame and he may as well have disappeared. Every comment was some version of "Ooh! kitty!" Which is as it should be.
I have a Windows machine that is from 2013. I use it ONLY for running a VPN and listening to foreign news, since the U.S. media is worse than useless. I will use it as long as it continues to boot up.
I think I just developed a spontaneous tension headache. Back in the olden days before laser printers, I had to use one of these to label someone's slides for a scientific presentation. And he was very picky about every. single. letter. And I was (and am) left-handed, using a Leroy set designed for right-handed people. Sometimes I hate technology. Sometimes tech seriously saves people's asses.
One of the things I remember most about the 70s as a girl/teen was the importance of having nice-looking legs. Sure, nobody was going to complain about nice boobs, but if you had good legs, that was more important. Fortunately, I had good legs for about 15 minutes in 1980. Oh, and guys who liked asses weren't nearly as vocal about it as they are today, lol
Has anyone considered having Bugs Bunny saw off that sticky-outie part of the strait, like he did with the Florida peninsula in that one cartoon? Because that sounds like a better idea to me.
#30
Why did I have to see this with my very own face eyes????
#17 You ain't special. I like carbon paper more than people.
#29 I will never get married again, but if I do, Bubble Soccer will be involved.