Decapitron

19145 pts ยท October 7, 2014


Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you. Come listen to Welcome to Night Vale commonplacebooks.com Way she goes, boys. Fuckin' way she goes. And if you're interested in playing a MUD check out animud.net I just want a girl that will let me lick her bootyhole, I don't see what the big deal is. What's happening? I got your letter today. "Cornhole Academy" sounds like it really sucks the big one. I can't believe they make everyone work a lot and not smoke. You should tell that piece of shit Funderturd to shove it. You didn't want to go there in the first place. Eat shit, man. Today you should've seen me and Mousy today at school today. We got cocked on a pint of blackberry brandy and ate some THC on the bus. We were fucked. This teacher Mr. Avera goes "What is wrong with you, Delaney?" I go "I'm totally FUUUUCKED, MAAAN" Everybody laughed like a bastard. Oh man, you should see this song I'm listenin' to man. It's called "Don't bogart that joint, my friend". I think it's by a group called... * couple hours later * Must have nodded out, man. I gotta go 'cause I'll probably definitely gon' nod out again. You want me to send you some squeef or you got enough? Good luck in not getting caught. - Cocked in Rhode Island Drugs P.S. Mousy says he stinkfingered Bunny Cody.

Fuuuuuuuuck them.

4 years ago | Likes 271 Dislikes 0

Fuck 'em.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I still sometimes wonder if trapped gas is just a spirit that I have pissed off that is determined to make me really uncomfortable.

5 years ago | Likes 228 Dislikes 0

Same.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you know what website sold the mystery art?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be a man you must have honor. Honor and a penis!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hope Goku's ready.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some sort of Daddy Long Legs.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Powerpole, extend!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn. The neighbors had a cat like that when I was growing up. He was very friendly and pretty and large for a cat.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What kind of cat is that?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You should give it a try.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I blame toonamiaftermath.com for me knowing about this.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eugene Victor Tooms.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RIP Mustard Tiger.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you and I could be friends. Real life, internet, whatever. Do you know the real brand of Ricky's favorite chicken fingers?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks kind of like Davy Havok.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Army was doing them for a while.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This is fantastic.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0