DefinitelyNotAZognoid

2192 pts · March 15, 2016


I AM ALSO A REAL HUMAN JUST LIKE YOU AND NOT A ZOGNOID. NOBODY LIKES ZOGNOIDS!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus comes first!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you just assume her power?!

8 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 3

I WAS THERE AS WELL!!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You ran..... I MEAN WHY AM I HERE? I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ZOGN... IS THIS ANOTHER TIME LOOP? I MEAN A THINK I AM HAVING HUMAN DEJA VU.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"and WHAT a boy"

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

NO ALIENS HERE, ESPECIALLY NOT ZOGNOIDS.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THAT IS INDEED AN INDIGENOUS EARTH PLANT AND NOT AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL CARNIVOROUS FLARGENBULB. LEAVE IT ALONE, IT WILL BE GONE IN 3-7 HOURS.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*whisper* No that's a comic book you idiot!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HAHA MORE FUNNY HUMAN JOKES! *whispers* Shhhh! Humans do not have either gropsnits or umdoos!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

YOU ARE INDEED CORRECT, HUMAN FRIEND.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ZOGNOID? WHO'S A ZOGNOID? THERE ARE NO ZOGNOIDS HERE.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YES SUPERGLUE, NOT A SECRET ZOGNOID GREETING, BECAUSE THERE ARE NO ZOGNOIDS. ZOGNOIDS ARE MADE UP BY US HUMANS FOR HUMAN COMEDY REASONS.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I AM IN NEED OF HUMAN FRIENDS FOR I AM HUMAN AND NOT A ZOGNOID. LET'S BE HUMAN FRIENDS!

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

HHAHAHA FUNNY HUMAN JOKE! *whispers* humans don't have blorgle receptors!

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

YES I ALSO LIKE EXPERIENCING THINGS WITH MY HUMAN BODY.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

You ran..... I MEAN WHY AM I HERE? I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ZOGNOIDS. NOBODY LIKES ZOGNOIDS.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

But how are the rich people going to trickle their money down to the poor if taxes steal all of it?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

It seems like there is an inordinate amount of school bus fires in America.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A wall?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*Sweating in swedish*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elbows locked at 90°, head kept mostly still, slowly swinging upper body and rhythmic bending of knees. Yep, that's a dad!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty convinced i'm an NPC, but i try to roll with it and be happy anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

So when Hitler was seven years old he shot Vincent van Gogh... who had been dead for six years. Did he dig him up first?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rose hip soup is delicious!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's waiting for Walter White.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

POOR!

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Doing god's work son.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*borken

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Jumps out window*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0