Rate this translation you son of a bitch
5
2
622
I denounce kick boxing
22
3
572
"Pioneer Day" sounds, um, interesting
5
7
225
Home buying in my town right now
37
14
836
When will I learn my lesson?
18
12
377
“The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.” ― Gore Vidal
29
3
709
Bernie still living his best (after) life
22
2
485
In hindsight, maybe wood wasn't the best choice for materials...
11
3
537
The Admins looking for mature content
-1
9
186
Cool Kinetic Mural
16
0
1179
I saw this and was like, why is Danny Devito hanging out with a chicken
16
6
457
I hate flying Spirit Airline
2334
186
102600
Some people prefer breathing bareback
23
11
655
I'm glad I shave my head...
20
7
536
My weight loss journey
2978
59
99847
Lunartic
1219
280
72350
Blackberry
37
9
1150
Corporations modifying logos and encouraging Social Distancing
0
1
187
Monk to Scribe: Just draw a nice normal letter "M" this time....
90
3
3437
When someone offers you a mint, it may be for their benefit...
1
7
321
Someone doesn't understand sarcasm
44
43
896
I guess he really was "Bigger than the Beatles"
27
7
792
Amazing free throw shooter
32
15
982
Mmmmm, candy porn
12
2
460
It's not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls from Nakatomi Plaza...
23
6
1038
Haters will say it's fake
22
7
723
“And to each of you, courage,”
1384
80
85418
What about cockpit?
28
6
629
Bro, do you even lift?
2077
176
518124
I think he mumbles: Are you fucking kidding me?
36
7
5393
Weeeeee! [Fish, probably]
32
22
1112
My dentist's face when I asked if the x-ray was 3.6 roentgens...
16
3
719
I'm not leaving this store until they pay me!
3
1
175
Who is the mastermind of this hotel hack?
15
8
495
Every. Damn. Time.
95
9
2837
There's something about Mary
11
2
161
The Last Blockbuster
24
0
795
Oh, the horror...
120
16
2965
It's been 6 mos. since the baby came and she's still not interested in sex
16
12
753
$300 well spent
5
2
199
Asshole Level: Expert
2
3
18438
Spoiled brat pushes BMW into canal because he wanted a Jaguar
4
5
400
Error. Every. Fucking. Time.
31
14
1146
Don't drink and drive
68
10
25958
Confucius say: Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion.
23
9
1086
Fun for kids of all ages!
1335
67
287873
The future is now
24
5
496
They really jacked this up.
24
14
5264
Friendly reminder to always lift with your legs
13
5
397
Paycheck Eve Dinner
24
2
760
Well, that went as expected...
23
7
2845
Baby sea turtle successfully returned to the wild
1278
144
480008
She's addicted!
2981
133
114531
Impenetrable defense for a zombie apocalypse
12
6
758