Hunting.
You spins the wheel and takes your chances.
I'm enjoying the Millennial Falcon meme
MRW I haven't gotten laid since Obama was in office and a girl slips me her number and says we should hang out...
House Spouse
Think of all the money wasted to develop and release it,
Mmmmm... cheesy herb biscuits
Have a heart.
Hopping on the selfie bandwagon
This whole human thing is really holding me back.
It's the little things that make me smile
Small coffee shop stories
Getting uncomfortably close to Grandma
If you haven't read "Humanity, Fuck Yeah!" then you are missing out.
I've taken certain precautions since this mornings incident.
I don't know why, but I found this picture oddly satisfying.
Waffles make everything better.
My fresh start sure is off to a rocky start.
Popcorn Apocalypse
I'm honestly not sure how to feel about this.
MRW someone calls me a "Cocksucker" then asks to talk to a manager.
So some of you wanted to know what I keep in my trunk.
Chemical tanks have lost refrigeration and are at risk of exploding.
An Unpopular Opinion from a Smoker
Weight loss advice in a format Imgur understands.
Aging confessions
What survival gear to buy and what to avoid, from someone who actually uses it.
MRW the rain stops but a tornado touches down just miles from my house.
She was "Fresh Out" according to her friend
So this is what rock bottom feels like...
Sweet Sixteen
Drinking problem.
Sociopathic Social Experiment
Shiny sparkly revenge...
Today I made fresh squeezed cutie mimosas
Well at least I'm being productive...
I guess that makes me the favorite.
Things are on fire and I stress cook
I'm so pissed off right now.