DidaChikDumaChum

79415 pts ยท December 6, 2013


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Already had. Love how the video is called "reddit mod freaks out at neighbour"

14 hours ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I once saw protein beer. Perfect for when I want to shotgun a beer between my sets, but still hit my macros.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If world war III starts and someone uwus me from a rooftop, I'm gonna die of embarrassment before the bullet even hits me.

2 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I do. Was making a joke about someone going "there's Jews under my floorboards", and their grandkids replying "sure there is grandpa, time for your meds". Shit goes wrong in writing I guess

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alright grandpa, time for your meds

3 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 28

Biggie Smalls strikes again

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 99% of the time it's horny animals. The remaining 1% is horny Bigfoot

3 days ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Maybe the school had a marching band. Armies also march. Therefore it's a military target. This logic was brought to you by AI.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That or some neurological condition. Either way he shouldn't be making decisions about anything important.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I used to be a referee and honestly can't remember there being a rule against that. Though they need to sub him in first, otherwise there's too many players on the pitch.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not even Red Bull would attempt a jump that big

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let us not be short sighted

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing happened

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the weirdest shit like, when I'm writing an email, everything I write is there to be read by the recipient and unnecessary info is omitted. Why the fuck would it need to be summarized? Are people out there writing filler arcs in their emails?

1 week ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

This is exactly why they visit us. They saw our freaky nudes and mixtap, and thought: "aight, let's go probe their anuses. They're clearly into it"

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sorry. One question only. We can see again after some hydration and rest

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It would've ended the conflict, but it would've made for an easy and probably unsatisfactory conclusion for fans + they could make boatloads of money with a sequel. Or there is an in universe explanation that totally makes sense and isn't ad hoc reasoning at all.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Seems like it's passing a lot of emissions.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My cock always tells the truth, my friend's cock always lies. You may ask us one question.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Already tasting at the end of the gif. Next up is showing them in parents mouth so they can have a taste as well

2 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Step 1: put Settra on one. Step 2: rule. Step 3: don't serve

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can I speak to their manager?

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He went to the Dr. Nicholas Riviera school of veterinary medicine.

2 weeks ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/m2ZvNV0z1UY?is=NoiUJ_8-oB1_4DtP fascinating history often overlooked when talking about the US independence

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. For us as outsiders it's hard to understand, but in turbine engineering culture, being the sacrifice is the highest honor possible.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm too poor to look at this

2 weeks ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 0

As someone who test people's balance and coordination on the regular, the American sobriety tests seem sketchy as fuck. There's hundreds of reasons why you might struggle even if you were sober your whole life. Also breathalyzer is fast, simple and accurate enough.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably for cases where you are far enough from the blast not to vaporize, but close enough for debris to fall from the roof and shattered glass to fly

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dumbest example that comes to mind was Russian soldiers using tinder in Ukraine

3 weeks ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Probably because if the earth is looked at north pole up, it revolves around the sun counterclockwise

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0