Dildont

4415 pts ยท May 24, 2015


stop trying to make "fetch" happen

That's when you know you've made it! Congratulations ?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looking great! I bet you have tons more energy as well!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#50 how do you know thats not what alien penis looks like?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was having a shitty day on a route before. Went to grab the last box out of the apc and there it was, dickbutt on a piece of cardboard

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In the U.S we just let our teeth go to the point of needing dentures, then you don't have to go to the dentist

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I just want to pet all of them!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I kept scrolling but it only got worse

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagine thinking you have a really bad pimple and you go to pop it and a tooth pops out

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I really needed this tonight! Thank you so much OP!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like my hand held shower head so I can directly blast my Chamber of Secrets clean

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wore makeup everyday when I was younger. Wouldn't be caught dead without it. Now 30 and I'm like meh fuck it at least my hair is brushed

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/a/BusVL4y

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish my boobs were made out of spaghetti

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But how does it taste?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My cat will wake up out of a coma when I handle anything that remotely sounds like a crunchy bag of treats. Crack is whack

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll set your TV source to HDMI 2 and watch your world fall apart old bones.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#17 I'm concerned with how the alien is cupping that cats butt

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He has a googly eye and its adorable!!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes it's best to love people from far away. You did the right thing and these feelings will pass with time.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

House Hunters? Or any show on HGTV?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reptile Dysfunction

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a belly offering. Proceed with caution.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All the women went on pinterest to find outfit ideas

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ba Ba Ba Benny and the jetssssssss

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I too took in an abandoned black kitten. She's now 11 years old and a big fat happy spoiled cat.

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