Dimension09

143331 pts ยท September 14, 2017


Don't tease me with a good time

12 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why did you spell Nazi that way?

15 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Tell her she should act more like her hotter sister and you regret missing your chance with her

22 hours ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

If someone started a business manufacturing robust, minimalist washers and dryers that years fire a moderate price, do you think it would be successful?

22 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Instead of rock and roll, they play pebble and tumble

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I also recommend the audiobook. Literally the best I have heard

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't like pet hair on my feet so I have a set of house flip-flops. Also, my feet can get sweaty and I dont want to leave prints on the floor.

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My parents are staunch republicans and will drive 4 hours to mexico to see a dentist because it is so much cheaper. The hypocrisy is tangible

2 days ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Is the link broken for anyone else?

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well that is expected. In space, you can't open Windows

5 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Audiobook version is absolutely amazing. Seriously

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You have to listen to the audiobooks. They are absolutely amazing.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He needs the audiobook at some point. They are amazing and the next one drops next month.

6 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Sucks when that clock is also racist.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was gonna just suggest court ordered shoes that are locked in place while in public xD

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So how should society deal with a mentally ill person that is shredding their foot cheese dust on the subway floor?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, I have zero doubt a lot of countries also have that capability

1 week ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

Starring: Chris Pratt, Jack Black, Kevin Hart, and Pedro Pascal

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No one else is going to talk about the elephant seal in the room?

1 week ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

I wonder what has changed in 10 years

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I think we should both take an ibuprofen just to be safe

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They match Kash Patels eyes

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Pet kitties
Spend fiddies
Suck tiddies

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