DocTanner

78862 pts ยท November 30, 2016


I tinker and make things. I used to have one of those "if you find this in my profile and get it to the front page" things, but now it's gone. Sorry.

Lesbian sex is way too complicated.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This *has* to be made up, right? Like... that's a clear and obvious "unsafe work environment" lawsuit just waiting to happen... right?

I hate that this is even plausible. (Never mind the fact that it's probably true.)

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As if Agent Orange gives a shit about U.S. personnel.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Give"?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The cylinder *must* not be harmed.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

One thing I learned working armed security is that 90% of the job is de-escalation and people skills. If I had an officer this thin skinned, I wouldn't have given them pepper spray, let alone a badge and a gun.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What do you mean "find"?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heh. That adds a whole new flavor to the phrase "flicking the bean".

3 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

If it comes off that easily, it's bad lipstick. Better test some other brands.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh, fuck. I knew I must have been doing something wrong!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol. Anyone who makes it past his security and into his bedroom isn't going to be the least bit perturbed by a knife. ... is there an opposite of "virtue signaling"?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've done this. It's incredibly harder than it looks. :D

3 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

IMO, that's not "opted out". There's a big difference between "I said you can't have my organs" and "my organs aren't useable". And it's not like transplant organs are used willy nilly without testing.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Gently coaxed" doesn't work on my cats. They just get scruffed and stuffed.

... though, now that I think about it....

5 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you!

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When I ran a business, my Instagram account got instabanned within seconds of being created. I went through their process to fix it... six times? I'm not sure, I lost count. They just ignored me. I eventually got it fixed, but it took many months. Hopefully you have better luck, being an established online identity.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Combine those thoughts together and he is literally saying that the state should execute trans people.

Stay safe out there, brothers and sisters. It's gonna be a bumpy fuckin' ride. :(

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I had a cop ask me to do that once. My totally honest reply: "Ma'am, I can't do that even when I'm sober. I'd need to be drunk to even try, so I'm afraid I have to decline."

Fortunately, she accepted that as a valid answer. (It helps that I was, in fact, entirely sober.)

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That utter bastard!

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why would you get our hopes up like this?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That hurts the eyes, but it's still decently compressible.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like that mindset.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hah. That didn't take long at all. This post has been up for all of 18 minutes. :D

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

NOTE (for anyone else): You can't just re-post the same image. They have to all be random and unique.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty much, yeah. Now just stack a bunch together as gif frames. :D

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Just... more. Randomize every pixel. Then make multiple such images and stack them together as gif frames.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love the thought. It'd be fantastic if that were to happen. I doubt it, but it'd be great.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I suspect their plan is to just ride out the wave. They don't care about "the community", they just want revenue. There will still be people left, when all is said and done, and fewer of them will be of the sort to complain.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol. That's amusing.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0