DoctorParmesan

78 pts ยท April 21, 2017


They're a chocolate-coated ice cream bar with the slogan "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" Many atrocities have been committed for one

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I see Comrade Drago has received word of the next S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game. Rejoice, Comrade.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read your comment, scrolled up, had the picture of him drizzling oil pop into my head, and lol'd enough to scroll back down. Thank you. +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember, no borking.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To me, Indy looks more like Aziz Ansari in a stylish hat.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scientific progress goes "*bink*, order up"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm just curious as to what they did to piss off Santa Claus.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Ahhh, I love a happy ending.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Was he by any chance a golden retriever intent on exposing the secret family recipe of said beans to any one who would listen?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I prefer him in Eleanor Rigby, myself. Where DO all of those lonely people come from, amirite?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's okay, Troye. I don't understand Yeezys, either.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The ol' skeleton fingers medal. At ease, soldier. You've high-fived enough for your country.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I'm a little on the short side and enjoy milfs & Asian porn, if you're making a study.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this Daddyoffive's 5th kid? Okay, now their terrible parenting has gone too far.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That seems like a weird reason to start giving hand jobs, but I guess you had to be there at the time.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0