DoctorSciencePothead

5636 pts ยท January 28, 2015


Here we see little Timmy learning an important lesson about "Target Fixation". If you focus too hard on something you want to avoid, you can accidentally end up heading straight for it. Remember to look where you want to go, not where you want to avoid.

Unfortunately little Timmy here just broke every bone in his body. Too bad, Tim.

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I feel like "short arm" is a euphemism based on that photo.

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"This is gonna create some problems."
- Anyone expressing any definite conclusive opinion about any Warhammer lore

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Ryan Johnson did a fantastic job subverting expectations. The fans were expecting a movie that would make sense in context of the series, and would follow the rules established in the previous movies. You know, we expected the movie to make sense. He utterly destroyed those expectations!

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Herbert is obviously far too small to use a hammer that big for murder. He is clearly planting it as misleading evidence so the cops won't think could have done it.

Herbert is cunning. Herbert should be feared.

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Cleans 'em down to a shine!

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GOD DAMMIT DONUT!

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If I learned anything from Top Gear, it's that you can have far more fun driving a slow car fast than you can driving a fast car slow.

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Why thank you for volunteering!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too, Mr Goat. Me too.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before pancakes!

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You may not be ready to let the work folks know, but you let us know and that's progress. Feel free to share pictures of your nails next time, and thank you for working towards being true to yourself!

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The most beautiful flower in the garden!

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#FreeEvie

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Professional grade dough wiggler.

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Body full of love, head empty of brains

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Flantastic!

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Is that a warning or a business offer?

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"A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths a statistic." And so the Orange Menace governs accordingly.

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I'm happy to see CRT Head is having so many adventures! May he have many more.

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