DoctorTurkTurkleton

14492 pts ยท March 22, 2016


All 8 seasons of Scrubs are great, and you should watch them. It's been moved to Hulu from Netflix

Had to hold my gf while she cried multiple times because of this. It hits some of us hard

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I hope you told his spouse. They deserve to know

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hit one a while back and a guy pulled over and asked if I wanted it. Helped him load it in the bed of his truck

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My parents will read it and just claim it's all lies. They're too far gone

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought Mitch fell again. I'm disappointed

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alligator is pretty good if it's prepared right. I had some down in new Orleans a couple years ago and it was fantastic

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It go brrrrrr

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buy a Shaquille O'Neal brand chair. The weight limit is like 500lbs, and it's super comfy

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

#6 as they should

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not a perfect system lol

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's one near me named "scamahorn" that always seemed sketchy to me. Dudes got scam in his name

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She can crush my watermelon any time

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My favorite was when I asked them what was stuck in my tire and the guy said "most of a screwdriver"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's damn impressive

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dad hates it because he said it's basically just printing more money as a solution. I don't think he read the bill

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew it was something different, I just couldn't remember the word lol

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I ran into someone marching in HS and it snapped my trombone in half. No idea how the guy fixed it. Pretty sure he was a witch

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My ISP sent me a letter telling me to stop pirating. I got a VPN and never stopped. They never said anything about it again lol

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But it's so pretty!

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This one and Dublin root beer are my favorites. Dublin Texas, not Ireland

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No Virgil's? No Dublin? Shame

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, $30. I got mine for 20 something on steam last week when it was on sale. I highly recommend it

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Like the other guy said, about 5 hours. Well worth it though

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#17 I have one on the back of my toilet. Really classes up the place when I go for a 3am pee and don't have to turn lights on

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friends dad always told jokes like this. He had a ton of them stored in his head he could tell at any time

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's what I'm calling my belt from now on

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Id be surprised if there's not some people that would pay a good bit for that

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always say I'm camping if they ask. I haven't been camping in years. I just don't need a guilt trip for staying home to be lazy for a week

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I do stuff out of spite all the time. The whole reason I have a beard is because my brother can't grow one and it pisses him off that I can

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0