Doggomatic

1043 pts ยท December 24, 2018


I'm a Canadian who has been living in NZ for the past 19 years. Living life down south (I know, this should be written upside down), working as a geodetic engineer (aka surveyor). My life goal is to produce a calibrated banana for scale for Imgur users everywhere.

2.5x bodyweight. You machine! Love a lady who can pull some serious tin. Keep up the great work.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think that was Shower-o

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dude, same here! 12 weeks sick and a huuuuuge snot. I feel your joy to the depth of my soul. Breathing is amazing!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, gives time for the skin grafts to take before the big day.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Hood up. If it's $9/hr as a trainee, why the F would anyone work like 2ppl for $12/hr. This business owner has shit for brains.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

100% sure that's a boat anchor.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, it because surveying is like climbing a mountain & then doing a math test at the top. You gotta be fit & smart, so few people can do it.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah shenanigans... The professional way of saying 'fucking around'. As a surveyor I love shenanigans.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Might as well do something fun while you wait for that shitty Leica to turn on.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the Christchurch mosque shooting we as a nation had some balls & said never again & our gov't listened. It was the right call.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

bold leader & do what needs to be done in the best interest of its citizens & as a model for the world. BTW I live in NZ & after 4/

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

everywhere in the world. The second one is easier & has an obvious solution. But like so many things, America is too chickenshit to be a 3/

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

feeling marginalised & prolific and easy access to high powered weapons has led to the situation. The first one is hard to deal with 2/

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Pleased to see a disaster averted, but saddened to see it took killing to prevent mass murder. Awful that a combination of people 1/

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Live in NZ, fam in Canada. Wedding on a fam get together in Hawaii. Married by pool. Booze, BBQ & cake from Costco. Cheap & awesome.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In NZ we have a river that has personhood & all the rights that go with it, the Whanganui River.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This made me laugh so hard milk came out my nose.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Respect the ginger nation!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't want to alarm you, but I think your floor is infested.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I say it's fish sticks

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll be licensed to work anywhere in NZ, but home is the Otago Region.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cadastral is the fancy word for land title system. Measuring property boundaries. Professional exams to say I'm an expert measurer.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Serious q. What happens when either the mechanics in it fail, or the electricity to drive it goes out? What is the alternative?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey boss, what town you selling tacos in?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a surveyor, this hurts my eyes. Just so, so wrong.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not perfect, but pretty damn good, compared to many nations. Still plenty to be desired domestically though.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

at the top & his nepotic ilk, the U. S. has generally had good leadership, robust institutions & excellent international relationships. 3/

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With action being taken against the citizens of a nation to justify hasted of a regime or policies. Apart from the current idiot 2/

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh I get it, but a nation is its people. That is the sort of talk that has justified many awful actions in modern history 1/

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0