DomZombie

131165 pts ยท December 18, 2012


Full-time artist, part-time procrastinato

So you're saying a Latina beat Trump? Cool.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Women can't let a man be happy.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that was the cure for the common cold!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Her: I think he's cheating on me...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Logic seems legit. Carry on.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Mega skippity paps!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It must be tiring making politics and hating your whole personality.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Superb Owl

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The new trailer for Fast and the Furious looks underwhelming, tbh.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure Glenn sold me fentanyl behind the local Wal-mart last night.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd watch this Pixar movie.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe allergic to pet dander?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They can't do that, but maybe a pizza party.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Robber: Everybody get down, now!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, Paige no...well, maybe.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is what happens if you don't pay your stump removal bill.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Why did I walk into this room?" is my own personal hell.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same thing happens to me when I see the wife is already upset, but really want to continue my shenanigans.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

bebe kraken

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He cronch.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure Bohdi sold me fentanyl behind the local Wal-mart yesterday.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hannah Montana

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure Holly sold me Fentanyl last week.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Follow with your heart, not with your head.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Nature is so fascinating and unpredictable.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1