Doonesman

7972 pts ยท April 15, 2016


#8 fortunately, later in life surgeons were able to remove the shovel. Now he's Douglas.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I am reminded of the words of Bruce Lee: "I do not fear the man who has practiced ten thousand kicks. I fear the man who has practiced one kick ten thousand times."

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What? Nuance? On MY Imgur? Burn the witch!

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Indeed -tracers work both ways.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is how I find out?!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends. Maybe your website doesn't work. Maybe everything is fine.

And maybe you're walking down a dark alley one night, when you hear the sound of a knife being drawn and a voice behind you goes, "Mr Danyliw is really upset..."

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If so, they're in violation. RFC 3986 says that everything after the ? is a query component and is therefore optional. So, if a website does require it, they are Doing It Wrong.

2 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Jennifer's Body

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I mean, I would go with Betty. but I'd be thinking of Wilma.

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

taH pagh taH babe! What are you doing?!

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And wrong. It's Fackham Hall.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paranoid? Which of my enemies told you this?!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, yeah. It's a map. It's likely that you want it to show you the map of where you are, and location sharing is a sensible way to find out where you are so it show you what you want.

You can just click no, and it'll load the map anyway and you can pan around to your heart's content. Not everything is the dystopia out to get you. A lot of things, sure, but not everything.

1 month ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Telehack is also an option

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They'll be back. And in greater numbers.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nope, world is still better. Because now you know what they are, and can react appropriately.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So, if we put the plane on a treadmill...

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#31 oh, come on, of course that's not true. It's the Garden of Eden that's in Missouri.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#31 "So, it comes down to this, does it, Locksley? Mano a mano! Man to man! Just you and me... and my GUARDS!"

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TOWER Bridge. London Bridge is just a normal-looking bridge.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, this is why all deaf people only travel by sedan chair.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What's the first rule? Don't speak ill of the dead. What's the second rule? Do speak ill of the dead if they were also a colossal prick.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What I can't get over is it's literally the same episode, same writer, everything, but TEN YEARS after they tried it on TNG and it was an utter shambles then.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not your... It is a TERRIBLE episode of Stargate SG-1! Quite possibly the WORST episode of the entire run! And it was pretty dreadful ten years earlier when it was called Code of Honor on TNG!

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

GREATEST crime? I mean, there were multiple war crimes including several genocides (attempted and successful). I'm not sure any mere relationship can compete.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

First we pray to Vulcan, ugly god of forge and flame
And also wise Minerva, we glorify your name
Please aid us on our journey
And find it in your hearts
To please bless the lowest bidders
Who constructed all the parts!

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so.

4 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Nah, I've played Mercenaries 2, it'll be a doddle. And, bonus, by the end of it the US will have several hundred pallets of bombs they've collected but never quite got round to using.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

George, take a telegram, Mr C Chaplin, Senate Studios, Hollywood, California. Congratulations stop. Have found only man in world less funny than you stop. Name Baldrick stop. Yours E Blackadder stop. Oh, and put a PS, please please please stop.

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0