DoubleSecretAgent

26819 pts ยท June 21, 2015


Hello and welcome to my profile. Please smile and look at the camera: https://i.imgur.com/yxBbpDP.gifv Okay, so extraterrestrial aliens don't exist, the Stargate program is a deep space telemetry program only, there is no 4th flavor of ice cream, there is no underground club involved in fighting, Elvis is not alive, Area 51 is simply an aerial research facility, the queen is not a lizard, there is nothing wrong with the moon, you are not in a virtual simulation, and there is absolutely no reason for you to suspect anyone is watching you through your front facing camera. Now please move along and go about your day, and if you see anything odd please report it. Thank you.

Worth it

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No no no... that's at the end of the year. Gotta end the season with a bang and cliffhanger. Season 2021 will be the post apocalyptic season

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v You saw nothing.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Or also be exactly as it isn't

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Just buy tag-less shirts where the "tag" is printed on the inside of the shirt.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Attempt to cut in front of me. Always had the breaks ready... people really need to get better at signaling. (End)

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My old commute for work (for 4+ years) I felt like I avoided being killed on a weekly basis. I got good at predicting when people would (1)

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Who's Tillion?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cards are going onto his lap I believe

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We tried to warn you all but oh dear

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Nah, just ask it to play itself in Tic Tac Toe

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's the shitiest paper

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Opposite happened when my grandma passed. Everyone wound up trying to give each other more.

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Damn, so do I...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

By the way, that's about 33,000 pounds or about 2.5 elephants

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If my math is right, with 15,000 kilograms you could take out all 7.5 billion people on Earth

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#1 Only have 10 minutes to use it though

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And after resuscitation he jumped back in because he only had a mild buz going.

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Super Bowl

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The game?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

COUNTRY ROADS!!!!

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

There is a modern day Scream TV series. They just used "Unknown Caller". Started off really good, but never really finished the first plot

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The mouth needs some more work, but overall amazing.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Id agree with that. Ep 200 was personally in my top 10 in the series. I wish they'd do another series that doesn't end after 2 seasons

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

And then episode 200 was the sequel to the 100th

6 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly. For instance, I'm into Firefly, scotch, Triscuits + cheese, nightcore music, and dancing like a bafoon when no ones looking

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Elder Scrolls 5

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0