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All hail the #server_hamsters
Your username… Are you from Austria?
Work shits are paid shits. Bonus: Free toilet paper, water and soap.
You called?
You called?
You called?
Just because you know nothing about time traveling…
Awesome weight loss!
That's a solid triple upvote you got yourself here. ?
So basically you just printed your own printer?
Zip Brannicat
I bet you get laid after wearing that.
This needs to be kept! @sarah plz
Polish man is Europe's Florida Man
Quattro
@op?
But they should be allowed to jump off public bridges.
I smoked almost three packs a day. Almost four years now since I touched one of those stinkers. ?
I'll never understand why modern "rappers" look like a school desk in the last row…
But the food is INSIDE the boob…
The tag tho…
Fuck me for browsing random and commenting a 4 year old post.
Nice! The old Dodge crest.
Ah! The dot! The dottiest of them all. o_o
[NSFP - not save for pussies] https://youtu.be/4W8xBCqMfog
Too bad, that those are two measurements…
But how do you hide your dick?
You already fapped 2,050 steps?
Thank you, @lilgriffineatedallthechips! You're a kind soul and an amazing human being
My guess for a name: Alabaster Snowball - just like Santa's elf