Cursed frozen imgur

7

1

455

I get up early. I struggle to snooze my alarm. Here is every screen shot I’ve taken when I’m half asleep

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4

235

I cocked

2

3

129

Game night is going to be very different

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2

1466

I thought the CGI in cats looked familiar

27

5

522

I hate Facebook quizzes

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8

906

Smoo norks nympho muff

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20

1455

Redundant icecream

1

0

211

Present time: fuck yeah

22

1

950

Have you been paying attention?

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468

556588

The saddest freezer of all time?

6

3

44

Happy Wednesday

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14

2190

One week of not eating like a pig

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2

979

Talk dirty to me baby

0

2

194

Empathy and respect

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86

125357

Secret Santa all the way from Texas!

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6

754

2nd favourite line from my 1st favourite movie

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5

1051

Sitting in the fire escape drinking beer...

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32

403

Well, that’s just useless

-2

0

138

I know what I'm wearing to the office on casual Friday

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11

38

YOUR'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR

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5

1767

Happy Xmas sugar tits

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10

2674

Fame whore

-6

5

222

The mist

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0

490

GrVIII!

2

2

32

It's my cake day - I need this in my mouth

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9

51688

Ball snipping equol no bebbees

-2

1

426

Fuck off Harry

-2

6

329

You are what you eat... You fucking dick

6

3

576

The sequel none knew they wanted

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0

770

Every dump. Every day.

1

5

334

Stop the "new addition to the family" posts

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2

520

Thanks Obama

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18

74

Meanwhile in Australia

16

14

917

My hero

69

12

74

Microagressions hurt. Stop plz.

-7

11

40

ORW her step-father has explosive diarrhea...

6

1

465

3 button microwave

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4

54

Guess what my housemate named the new router...

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7

39

Autocorrect is a whore

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5

119

Sad puppy story ahead

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790