*pop*
GOT: The Wooden Throne
:(
It has to be true, as he said he's a prince.
Here's a small tale
Contest.
I'll wait for you
Now I have volcano insurance.
True Story
And then begins the wack season.
when you are with me...
I got 5 on it.
His early college years
Black Santa stole his bike,
The sensation
itch itch itch
OH MY LAWD
Hello Kitty, Eater of Souls.
Spring? You mean Extended Winter?
So tell me what you want what you really really want
It's busy but that's really it.
I dropped a Hankey.
Bon Appetit
Nailed it
Thanks for asking.
Dear Imgurians,
What happens after Easter...
Ugh
Please don't crucify me for this
One of my top 4!
Meanwhile, everyone else is hung over and making bad decisions.
Everyone always asks me if I'm cold...it used to suck but now I call myself Nipple Man.
Just took a deep breath (More to story...)
The pop...just for your pussy
*Crickets*
MRW you're ordering food and ask your wife if she wants anything, she says no. As you're about to take a bite from your burger she says....
Luckily the office has a good sense of humor
For a kids place, it's pretty good.
Smells like lemons
OH GOD OH GOD
Mandatory voting? Here's my candidate.
Money don't grow on trees
FML
Honesty is the best policy.
Well it gets rid of one problem.
Coffee makes me poop and sleepy
Photobomb Master
3 hours in one store.
Coming from the Midwest...
My biggest peeve
MRW I buy my wife something nice (recently) and she sees someone else with something more modern...and she says
But is it drill proof?
At least 6-7 times a day
He murdered his girlfriend, his girlfriends mother and his daughter...