DukeElectra

824 pts · January 13, 2018


I suppose to sum it up: the gloves act as a barrier betwixt things coming in contact… the way any gloves do. It kept your finger grease, dirt, germs from your hands off the food and keeps the food off your fingies. Wouldn’t hurt to wash your hands before handling the food with or without gloves. Prolly a good idea to go wash your filthy mitts just because. Now go get some brizzkit and enjoy!

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Greasy food? Seems like a good time for wearing gloves to me!

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Out of a job perhaps but now able to collect unemployment. Also, hundreds of jobs created to preside over the cleanup and rebuild effort. Message to our corporate enslavers sent and presumably received. This guy is a hero in my book!

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#24 SCRAPE! SCRAPE SCRAPE! Etc…

Me:
Scrolls to next meme.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6 is Astro doo doo?

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Orcas do not belong in captivity. They belong in the wild where they can be sinking yachts as nature intended.

3 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I like my instrument to be wet too.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FIFA says differently.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Few things I love more than my eggs prolapsed and my beef fisted, stuffed and stitched.

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That WAS the point.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was a lil grossed out yet satasfied. Result: up vote.

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Also the 2 loser guys just watching and not helping her can suck a big D

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One might also say all religion is misguided.

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Evidently the air purifier purifies the air.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oops. But u know what I’m talking bout 😉

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A show of hands by others turned on by this 👋

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Now they’ve made America great again they’re greatening Italy too. 😓

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#15 does she have a forehead tat that says “food”? I’m feelin it.

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#24 I wish I had this kinda discipline. I wouldn’t have diabetes if so.

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I can vouche. It gets weirder too… the mushroom gives chemical signals to the ants to specify what kind of plants it wants to be fed… even weirder, the plants give off toxins that harm the mushroom organism so that the the ants will stop cutting its leaves. The cycle continues. There’s a documentary about all of this.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We’re gonna need more straps.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No matter how chilly it is you’ll never catch cold watching this forecast

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If the Inca were so smart then why didn’t they put in escalators?!?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“Wheee!”
-that driver probably

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12-step would have totally been a fine alternative ending also. In short, I hope she seeks help.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#9 Would have rather it ended with her checking into rehab.

2 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

That’s not a real dragon. I can tell the difference. Pretty convincing though.

3 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

“Look what I can do!” -Stuart

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All these compliments making it hard to maintain my grumpiness.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*blushing*

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