DustinJL

105413 pts · July 20, 2014


Just a guy from Minnesota with *Aspergers.* *Banned from private chat. If you want to chat, message me on discord @DustinLange97 I love videogames, music, nature, and dogs.

It is in fact, VERY windy today where I live. Steady wind of about 17 mph (27 kph) and gusts up to 30 mph (48 kph.)

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're a moron.

15 hours ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 10

Except it happened much faster.

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I saw a video of a guy in China trying to stop one of those from rolling down a hill. Thankfully the video was censored after he became a pancake.

1 day ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 3

How much of a discount does the membership give you on the toilet paper?

Divide that monetary number by how much you pay for the membership, and you'll get how many packages of TP you need to buy.

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

(in regards to the warehouse fire, I should clarify! 😅)

1 day ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

Only ones I feel bad for are the firefighters.

1 day ago | Likes 234 Dislikes 5

Hey, I say your message. I can't send any private messages anymore for the same reason. Lol

You're welcome BTW! I'm an exhibitionist, so I like to show what I got, but only to those who want to see it.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The file manager itself should play the music. I can help you figure it out if you need.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Uhh, what did you THINK this post was about? Should be obvious.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Reminds me of my little guy Wiley. He started out with just the brown around his mouth and on his eyebrows, but he got more brown as he got older. Sadly we had to put him down three days ago due to uncontrollable seizures. He was only 1 year and 4 months old. I drained my entire bank account trying to save the poor guy.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You want some hidden posts from a guy? Lol

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this an actual song or something? I can't stop thinking about it! 🤣

2 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Oh! Well, thanks for the correction! Genuinely!

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just download albums for free and play them directly from my Android phone for free. 227 albums in total, and 3,390 songs if you count the Individual songs downloaded off of YouTube.

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

From what I remember, it was the inventor of the Segway trying to prove how safe it was by stopping at the edge of a cliff, but he failed the quick time event.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Better be ready for a daughter then!

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The take off is a big part of sticking the landing when it comes to motor vehicles, so sadly not. 😂

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately not. She landed on her passenger side and therefore did not receive any points from the judges.

2 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The person is talking about from the time THEY are alive. If you are half way through a 360° turn, and do a 360° turn on top of that you'll have done a 540° turn making the birds still go in the direction of birds, and not back to the dinosaurs.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Now for me to lay underneath him, with my clothes off and my flag mast at full!

2 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

It would be funny if it wasn't so sad that they thought this showed something positive about the right.

2 days ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 5

Can that beast be inside of me, please?

2 days ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 5

Contaminating public food is what it needs to be classified as, if it isn't already.

Like when Ariana Grande licked donuts in a store that were on display and for sale back in 2015.

This is the kind of shit that makes me never want to eat any food anywhere.

2 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Just in case anyone cares, the woman driving the actual car survived. And yes, it was a woman, I'm not just making a joke! 🤣

And yes, they were from Florida.

2 days ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 1