26002 pts · March 11, 2017
You'll never guess where I'm from
And this one from Jimmy Carr: “I’d crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last guy that fucked her” referring to Rachel Riley
You’re gonna be an awesome dad.
If it has a dickhole I’m cancelling my wedding.
Dutchies for the win
They did this in my (very small) town called Valkenburg. And it was fantastic. Beers with your friends and see guys wiping out. Awesome fun.
Thank you for your kind words, kind stranger x
Couldn’t agree more. I still listen to the medleys on YouTube. In fact I’m gonna do it right now.
My mother told me a story yesterday how her son went to a nice diner with his fiancé. And that she is happy to see them happy. I’m the son.
Ohhh, I did not know that. Thanks for educating me.
PSA: if this doesn’t bring a frikkin smile on your frikkin face go see a frikkin psychiatrist
You. I like you.
They DO move in herds….
I understand the downvotes completely, but Western Europe is looking at you completely mortified for two decades. So many questions….
164 memes?! Goddamn, woman. I was supposed to get ready for bed. Now I have to look at everyone of these. Greetings from Amsterdam.
You went full commitment
Dogs are like children. You give them love, they will give you love. Nothing more to it.
….screamed the stable boy.
Why would you ever stop playing? You evil bastard.
You actually copied AJSHGDJAHGSJDHGASD.
“What the fuck this little pebble shit want?!” - Eddie Murphy / Raw
That looks fantastic! The feminine voice threw me off. Or you just have a very masculine appearance for a girl.
It is incredibly annoying how much this man looks like me and that’s what made me laugh.
OMG I know some of these words!
Owl closing iz a castjoem
And this one from Jimmy Carr: “I’d crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last guy that fucked her” referring to Rachel Riley
You’re gonna be an awesome dad.
If it has a dickhole I’m cancelling my wedding.
Dutchies for the win
They did this in my (very small) town called Valkenburg. And it was fantastic. Beers with your friends and see guys wiping out. Awesome fun.
Thank you for your kind words, kind stranger x
Couldn’t agree more. I still listen to the medleys on YouTube. In fact I’m gonna do it right now.
My mother told me a story yesterday how her son went to a nice diner with his fiancé. And that she is happy to see them happy. I’m the son.
Ohhh, I did not know that. Thanks for educating me.
PSA: if this doesn’t bring a frikkin smile on your frikkin face go see a frikkin psychiatrist
You. I like you.
They DO move in herds….
I understand the downvotes completely, but Western Europe is looking at you completely mortified for two decades. So many questions….
164 memes?! Goddamn, woman. I was supposed to get ready for bed. Now I have to look at everyone of these. Greetings from Amsterdam.
You went full commitment
Dogs are like children. You give them love, they will give you love. Nothing more to it.
….screamed the stable boy.
Why would you ever stop playing? You evil bastard.
You actually copied AJSHGDJAHGSJDHGASD.
“What the fuck this little pebble shit want?!” - Eddie Murphy / Raw
That looks fantastic! The feminine voice threw me off. Or you just have a very masculine appearance for a girl.
It is incredibly annoying how much this man looks like me and that’s what made me laugh.
OMG I know some of these words!
Owl closing iz a castjoem