ElbowDeepInAllTheThings

56867 pts ยท July 13, 2022


I'm a long-time imgur user, though I tend not to keep the same account for very long. You can only spend some much time in Usersub blocking users whose very existence seems to be posting video game screenshots, Warhammer figurines, highly sexualized underage anime girls, shoe fetish pictures, and politics before you run out of viewing material in Usersub and are forced to switch to Most Viral. So, every few years, I delete my account and start from scratch. I'm a firm believer that July 29th, LNI, RHM, THT, and FF are how imgur should be all day every day. I despise the allowances for selfies on Christmas and Halloween, and I was ecstatic when Secret Santa went away (no more pointless pictures of secret Santa gifts from November through March!). I know about the Jumper Cables and the Poop Knife. I'm a biologist-turned teacher who has taught every age from 7th grade through college sophomores and GED students in prison. I speak English and Portuguese equally well, and I'm conversational in Spanish, Spanglish, and Arizona Prison Cholo Slang (it's a real thing). I love living things. I'm an aquarium enthusiast, amateur herpetologist, ornithologist, and avid gardener and horticulturist. And I'm a teacher at heart, so I love helping others learn about everything that I know and love. I love music. I play guitar, bass, and drums. I took piano lessons as a kid, though they never really stuck, and I played saxophone in high school. I have a fairly eclectic musical palate, though my roots are in punk and metal, and I have a general disdain for modern pop, country/hick-hop, and rap/hip-hop. I can't stand listening to jazz, though I loved playing it in high school, and I love watching it being played. I love bluegrass, as long as it's not stained glass bluegrass. I hate the Beatles. If you screenshot this and it gets to the front page you will earn fake internet points at the hands of others.

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7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

They don't have to be. Mine is a sweetheart to everyone. Except bigger dogs. She loves to put on a show for them when she's on the leash and knows I'll yoink her out of danger.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

#1 Snow Whote Does The Seven Dwarfs

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Look away from the Epstein file! We're going to start bombing Mexico!

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It sounds like he did.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Dog barf, obviously.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Aur naur, Cleor! The condensation!

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. I've had to buy them for some terrariums, but also seen them just show up in others, depending on how and where I sourced the substrates.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, thank you. I did not mean to suggest dead animals. If you've ever worked in apartment maintenance and had to clean out an apartment after evicting a seriously obsessed unemployed gamer whose diet keeps Frito Lay, Coca-Cola, and Hostess in business, you might have a better understanding of what I had in mind.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Witnessed!

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Those are springtails. They're detritivores, which means they eat stuff that is dead and decaying. They shouldn't be there.

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Definitely springtails, and their presence indicates a) high humidity and b) the presence of dead and decaying stuff.

8 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

In many cases, this is done to rebuild reef structures destroyed by trawling operations that destroy everything the nets are dragged across.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thunder...

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is giving me flashbacks to the glory days of Ebaum's World.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, Theo died?

8 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Such a silly sausage.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a miniature Pinscher.

9 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Raise macaques and risk dying of Herpes B (Macacine herpes virus 1, formerly Cercopithecine herpes virus 1).

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, Trump's not the only US president past or present in the files. The only reason Maxwell's still alive is because she likely has some sort of dead man's switch set up that will release the files upon her dead. Trump and Clinton just need to make sure she outlives them.

9 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

This could only improve the Domino's.

9 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I was just about to suggest people look up Spanish Dancer nudibranch.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You can tell because it has at least one arm.

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#2 I bought a keychain violin that plays a sad song when you press a button on it. I keep it on my whistle lanyard and play it for my students when they whine ir complain.

9 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I had one of these in the late 90s. When concerns over Y2K were a thing, I heard someone on the radio suggest changing the date on the computer to 01/01/00. So I did. After that, the date defaulted to 02/24/55 (Steve Jobs's DOB) on every startup.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've played a guitar or two with fret ends like that. Apparently, dressing the frets is a premium feature that adds $500 to the price tag these days.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I have some lactose intolerant friends who would disagree with you.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a scientist, I find alcohol makes science so much more fun.

9 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0