EmployedEnglishMajor

36023 pts · December 15, 2015


"Unicorn" was taken.

Good. Fuck those traitors and fuck the wannabe traitors who still cling to them.

Sincerely,
A descendant of someone who fucked your treasonous shit up at Vicksburg.

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paris, tu me manques...

3 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Patriotic Treason, high high recommend.

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Patriotic Treason" is a great one if you are interested in more (and that's not the book you got haha)

8 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BELKA?!

22 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tbh same but it's honestly because I just think they look neat haha

22 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In hindsight, yeah, the class ring was unnecessary but you can take my letterman's jacket from my attic's cold dead hands, that baby is F✨A✨S✨H✨I✨O✨N

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I wish I was in Amsterdam right now 😩

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FUN-KAY TOW-EL TOWELS GOT THE FUUUUUUNK

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why are electricians so obsessed with power cords' genitalia?

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

iT's NoT a CuLt

2 days ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Narcissists lashing out following a narcissistic injury is never pretty but I don't think it's ever happened on the scale or with the power we've been witness to over the last decade+.

2 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Obama lives rent free in Trump‘s brain. Given the size of that accommodation, free rent feels like an imminently reasonable amount for what you're getting, but it's still noteworthy that Obama pulls it off.

3 days ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 2

I love a happy ending.

3 days ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

Thanks Terry

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If we can keep it.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That there are still people out there unfamiliar even with the Nakba's most basic realities is, I think, why groups like AIPAC have such a stranglehold on Congress. Some people are irretrievably committed to the end-times fanaticism that prevents critical evaluation of Israel's activities but there are a lot of people who I think/hope would be MUCH more outraged by the way Zionist foreign policy manipulates politics (America's in particular) if they knew what it looks like when truly unchecked.

3 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

fuck you Lassannn

4 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

You know what I've never had to explicitly deny in public? Allegations that I fucked a goat. Or a couch, for that matter. You know why? Because I definitely haven't and nobody has any reason to wonder if I have. But this guy... Well, there's questions.

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Bless the purring and yawning of him

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Meowad'Dib!!!!!!

6 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

You wanna sit in the row with the person that took, of an entire empty row, sea 47H? Sounds risky to me.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember how mad people were when ISIS did this to Palmyra? But we're the good guys this time so it's fine /s

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Muddy Waters one of the 🐐s, no question

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You have to choose happiness" bitch you think I'm *choosing* this?

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

As if I didn't already think the stars were a trash club...

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I'm always happy when my crappy Photoshop work pays off haha

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OP these are SO lovely thank you for sharing!

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