Emswe

15101 pts · June 10, 2019


Sure...that's totally a cat paw

Points 3
Comments 3
Views 693

Just got ran off the road tonight.

Points 8
Comments 29
Views 951

Gonna be downvoted...

Points 48
Comments 28
Views 648

Yahoo! is the new Internet Explorer. 2 years behind & without a clue.

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 220

Totally on brand for 'Merica but I'm choosing to believe that this is the beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse.

Points 19
Comments 10
Views 739

Ah, yes. The answer to anxiety: run away from your problems very slowly

Points 6
Comments 3
Views 505

WTF

Points 0
Comments 1
Views 131

Upside-down Sploot

Points 30
Comments 1
Views 1597

I heard you guys like this kind of thing

Points 9
Comments 5
Views 911

Nope rope update

Points 30
Comments 4
Views 1599

Wtf. Was she buying shots of Macallan?

Points 603
Comments 174
Views 48162

New Puppy...established furbabies are not impressed.

Points 29
Comments 4
Views 970

"Mixing at loud Fire"

Points 19
Comments 7
Views 983

Insert title here

Points 22
Comments 10
Views 657

"Mom, are you asleep? I think I threw up and I have to go to the bathroom."

Points 43
Comments 0
Views 1973

My pupper guarding me whilst Estoy Poopin

Points 25
Comments 5
Views 1477

"Don't you think she looks tired"

Points 5
Comments 2
Views 561

Today is my 16th Wedding Anniversary!!!

Points 28
Comments 5
Views 1943

Puppy wants skrimps

Points 6
Comments 4
Views 466

Exactly how is this supposed to work?

Points 7
Comments 20
Views 2484

How can an oven even be set to 350° C?!

Points 100
Comments 33
Views 5966

Sweet Beaver Booty

Points 7
Comments 12
Views 824

Apparently LNI ads are really weird too.

Points 0
Comments 3
Views 123

Did a dog write this?

Points 56
Comments 52
Views 1930

Vote them out!

Points 1821
Comments 184
Views 130821

I have new houseguests. Are they venomous?

Points 41
Comments 23
Views 3618

Is an alcohol "shot" also known as a "quickie" or is this Sunday Morning Cartoon just dirty?

Points 7
Comments 6
Views 820

Poltergeist vibes

Points 4
Comments 1
Views 627

There's something off about the shape of these crotchet hooks...

Points 5
Comments 2
Views 476

Is Yahoo angling to be the next Fox news?!

Points 16
Comments 46
Views 1499

Windows are dangerous in Russia.

Points 28
Comments 5
Views 1395

It's my cake day!

Points 9
Comments 1
Views 692

See Mom, this is what I'm reduced to!

Points 10
Comments 1
Views 1059

Would've been creepier to list their names in the credits

Points 32
Comments 13
Views 2227

May they end up the same way

Points 2544
Comments 333
Views 159105

Apparently there was a scandal in the last few days?

Points 0
Comments 13
Views 385

Why capitalizing every word of a title is not always a good idea

Points 119
Comments 24
Views 5900

Lined up perfectly in my view

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 380

Challenge Accepted. Please give.

Points 4
Comments 0
Views 546

Omg would you look at the price of premium...

Points -2
Comments 8
Views 431

I rescue plants. At least it's not drugs. It could be drugs.

Points 11
Comments 2
Views 462

Been checking my bank several times a day for over a freakin week. FML.

Points 5
Comments 7
Views 285

Just had back surgery 3 days ago and then this today.

Points 81
Comments 17
Views 5207

It's icy today.

Points 69
Comments 9
Views 2383

Guess this is how I'll die

Points 76
Comments 1
Views 1818

Shamelessly stolen but had to share.

Points 904
Comments 37
Views 95688

She thought she could. She didn't.

Points 13
Comments 6
Views 1069

Fountain = Birb Fountain rn. Advice needed...

Points 2
Comments 0
Views 164

Be Kind.

Points 37
Comments 2
Views 1036

Ominous find on eBay

Points 0
Comments 1
Views 173

Spaceballs Approved

Points 22
Comments 9
Views 1261

Overthinking as always

Points 14
Comments 4
Views 665

Sheldon spotted at my hospital

Points 8
Comments 5
Views 1160

Where do I put my extraordinary trash?

Points 15
Comments 4
Views 1841

This kind of thing really pisses me off.

Points 1108
Comments 160
Views 117356

"I refuse to be cute!" Still cute.

Points 25
Comments 0
Views 919

Couldn't figure out where the chirping was coming from

Points 73
Comments 6
Views 5669

My car gave me the answer to the “ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything,” today in Binary

Points 4
Comments 3
Views 651

Florida Man still at it

Points 5
Comments 2
Views 427
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