Sure...that's totally a cat paw
Just got ran off the road tonight.
Gonna be downvoted...
Yahoo! is the new Internet Explorer. 2 years behind & without a clue.
Totally on brand for 'Merica but I'm choosing to believe that this is the beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse.
Ah, yes. The answer to anxiety: run away from your problems very slowly
WTF
Upside-down Sploot
I heard you guys like this kind of thing
Nope rope update
Wtf. Was she buying shots of Macallan?
New Puppy...established furbabies are not impressed.
"Mixing at loud Fire"
Insert title here
"Mom, are you asleep? I think I threw up and I have to go to the bathroom."
My pupper guarding me whilst Estoy Poopin
"Don't you think she looks tired"
Today is my 16th Wedding Anniversary!!!
Puppy wants skrimps
Exactly how is this supposed to work?
How can an oven even be set to 350° C?!
Sweet Beaver Booty
Apparently LNI ads are really weird too.
Did a dog write this?
Vote them out!
I have new houseguests. Are they venomous?
Is an alcohol "shot" also known as a "quickie" or is this Sunday Morning Cartoon just dirty?
Poltergeist vibes
There's something off about the shape of these crotchet hooks...
Is Yahoo angling to be the next Fox news?!
Windows are dangerous in Russia.
It's my cake day!
See Mom, this is what I'm reduced to!
Would've been creepier to list their names in the credits
May they end up the same way
Apparently there was a scandal in the last few days?
Why capitalizing every word of a title is not always a good idea
Lined up perfectly in my view
Challenge Accepted. Please give.
Omg would you look at the price of premium...
I rescue plants. At least it's not drugs. It could be drugs.
Been checking my bank several times a day for over a freakin week. FML.
Just had back surgery 3 days ago and then this today.
It's icy today.
Guess this is how I'll die
Shamelessly stolen but had to share.
She thought she could. She didn't.
Fountain = Birb Fountain rn. Advice needed...
Be Kind.
Ominous find on eBay
Spaceballs Approved
Overthinking as always
Sheldon spotted at my hospital
Where do I put my extraordinary trash?
This kind of thing really pisses me off.
"I refuse to be cute!" Still cute.
Couldn't figure out where the chirping was coming from
My car gave me the answer to the “ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything,” today in Binary
Florida Man still at it