EngineOfChaos

385 pts · July 9, 2014


"soldier"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe you and your cronies can cry us a river now?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1.) She was a gypsy. 2.) She wasn't hot.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you pretending that Israel is not hell?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In my country there is serious problem, and the problem is transport.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP work in a thrift store..

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pearl harbour; Or calm before the storm.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

How often do you get an awkward deer looking strait in your eyes while taking a shit?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's easy, just got to tell them you smoke dope and that your cousin Benny is an enforcer for the mafia.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well just like in the Soviet space program those shall remain nameless and Gargarin be named as the first (surviving) human in space.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ho shit...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was a long time ago... bck then electricity was a secret and we had to carefully hide our cellphones from the natives.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Excuse me, but a bit of respect for totally legitimate president of Egypt El-sissy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Suspected DUI, so the guy who said LSD probably win.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So... stolen car... yeah.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Heh! Were you disappointed about the igloos?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gets a point where whore and fisherman stories get quite similar.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

The Bible, the stupidity people will believe...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Trying to inject feeling into politics is a classic tool of propagandist...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So one of those is made of plastic?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

C'est écrit Peugeot, mais se prononce Citroën.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not sure if OP's a flat earther or just stupid.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know you are a fat ass when your dreams about food wake you up in the middle of the night...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As an actual engineer, what you are doing is anything but engineering... that's not even a studio it's a fucking bar...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Muhahaha, I specially like the I in coming, coming down a few seconds after impact.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When this happen in London it's Greenpeace, when this happen in Canada the bear is real.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The line is fuzzy between, twisted and weird, and being a crack addict.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You have been scheduled an accident pretty soon.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make no sudden move! I think it saw you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nerds.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0