EnglishIsNotMyNativeLanguage

1833938 pts · March 9, 2016


So.. I'm an almost old man, was born in XX century, 1964. I live in a tropical country, Blessed by God and beautiful by nature. In February is carnival here. I have a VW Beetle and a guitar. My girlfriend is called Tereza, and she's so hot. https://youtu.be/rG0ZTcHcS5w My English is really lousy (?) Using Google translator sometimes makes bizarre or nonsense my post titles and my comments (including this description you're reading right now) sorry... And did you know? Brazil is not only Rio de Janeiro (Thanks god) My Town: https://imgur.com/gallery/V2kOss0 https://i.imgur.com/vtaEq3p.gif https://i.imgur.com/BTRZuj9.gif https://i.imgur.com/TOr21KH.gif Curitiba https://i.imgur.com/pp6Yoag.png https://imgur.com/gallery/MKAnuYr -.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-..- I don't scour Imgur to make sure I'm not posting something that's been posted before, if I posted your OC whit no credits, I'm a motherfucker, message me. If is not. your OC: https://i.imgur.com/fHdD0wT.gif

The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind...

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Arrggh

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One shoe is one shoe...

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Play stupid games...

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boys being boys

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wanted to steal the Quantum Tunnel machine

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Musa paradisiaca 4 scale

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I wanted a mouse, asshole!

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bee careful

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I made a thing

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whoooops

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officer, I can explain ....

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nailed it

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Tiny Gecko loves Deadpool

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Oh my!

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 like a "good Samaritan", comes to the rescue

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Wait....

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The incredible Asian truck equipped with an ejection cabin.

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Medical use for an office chair

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ALL we need is love

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nice try, Loki

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Ouch

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just a magic touch to turn a cat into a dog

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Time....

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Well...

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Elon musk's son introducing himself

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When the dog begins to show signs increasingly less subtle

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astonishment preacher

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When you are injured but you are not a priority in the rescue

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Trolling Isaac Newton

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Learn how to make delicious Risotto ATOMIC

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'-)

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When you realize you're at the wrong party:

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*ALERT* - smoking causes many diseases, including idiocy

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When you feel pressured, even working from home

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3 leaf clover turns Eight Legged Freaks

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he did it !!

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freakin' weird effect

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YEA BOI

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Without a doubt, we are living in a disturbing new world

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Safety first

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LMAO

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When the jump goes wrong and you try to pretend it worked

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innovative police approach methodology

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I swear I didn't know it was possible to close a package like this

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cool

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meanwhile somewhere in the mother Russia...

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it made me nostalgic

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How to draw a HADOUKEN using chickens

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dumbass

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sneaky snek

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everything is wrong

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Cluck Cluck

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Way better than the remake

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Try to forget stereotypes and bizarre scenes of violence that appearing in Breaking News, and enjoy a field trip in southern Brazil

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A dog that hits its face on the glass once, never trusts again

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