When your pants don't fit any more but you paid too much for them to hang in the closet.
When the song's year also can be seen as the most memorable words of the song.
This is what I wake up to each morning. Demanding food.
Husband told me that cat beds were the biggest waste of money out there... put one in the kennel to make it comphy and our Atlas hasn't left since last night.
Me every morning.
Damned jahovahs witnesses.
Death by Snusnu! (at a local thrift shop)
The only way to get your Significant others attention this week.
Me every morning.
My mom discovered emojis, I couldn't help but buy her the pillow after she sent me this txt. She now thinks I'm insane.
omg xD
That babies face tho.
I should probobly be embarrassed, but the replies were just too cute.
As a girl waiting on her sister.
found this jewel in my cook book...
when girls can't grasp that they been given the wrong number.
When its time for me to go home but my boss is in a meeting in her office and cannot take my money.
My contribution to the eye illusions thing.
I want this view
My "Sweet Maw" Just passed away recently and I stumbled upon this image of her tonight. Can Anyone please Colorize it? I'm sorry that she will be silently judging you the entire time.
MRW watching The Angriest Man in Brooklyn.
When all you have is a 4 cylinder but you wanna go muddin.
Now that I think about it I don't know how Doge is pronounced either...
Chibichibichibichibiiii
this little guy sprouted in my clover garden. Finally starting to feel like spring. <3
When rednecks decide they don't need a professional to move their heavy equipment.
TIL that these exist!
Guy just started here (Dominos) who moved from Australia. I'm sure you can guess which stack of boxes he folded. Lmao!
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He steals my bed like this every night like a little person...
This made my day.
When every img on the front page is asking me to press "0"
my work does a birthday party each month and always posts the individual names and dates of the people having birthdays... they got lazy last month and this is all they got.
Something about this I just find so vulgar...
C'thulu rises...
Never has anything described me better...
....make... him... STAHP
Anyone else remember this show?
Looks like Bevis now has a job working at walmart driving a school bus.
Just wanted to share my success!
Cannot be unseen.....
A fire pit for those who just want to watch the world burn.
You're not alone little buddy. ):
So this seems to be a thing. Can we flood imgur with Science? :D
It's back It's back It's back....
I forgot how to cat.
Drowning inmates - Has police brutality gone too far!?
in the 7th grade my history teacher tortured us with this document in song form. To this day if I see this the song haunts me for days.... thanks Mr. History teacher!
Well I guess its too late now anyway...
Threw my sheet on her as a hint to let me make the bed.... she got more comfy...
When guys in serious relationships make passes at me.
Miku love!