Chicken Before the Egg

10

8

489

When the length of the truck is just right

1297

91

72198

Shit got better after that though, believe me.

33

7

143

Delightfully disturbing and definitely recommended.

28

16

1263

Whatever nevermind

-3

9

303

She hates me now.

7606

1306

7528

Dots, not feathers.

7670

270

8228

Makes cereal a real bitch to eat but

-1

5

549

25*25=625

27

21

153

I'm not even Irish.

4998

500

8119

Doesn't matter. Had sex.

3880

271

11685

aka I'm closing an eye. Usually the right one.

2391

150

6624

This wasn't here last night.

122

34

7141

The man was terrified.

212

22

233

Games are the worst.

10075

698

6441

and now I'm here.

937

240

6602

Actions speak louder than words.

5090

398

9890

Vote!

12

30

111

Whatever, nevermind.

759

179

6039

People are strange.

1034

255

7191

Sometimes you get what you wanted, just not how you wanted it.

2075

240

7141

Just because you're drunk, that doesn't make it okay.

411

170

5100