Polish them balls even if you don't have a fancy electronic gizmo
I'll never give up tater tot. All because of you. Wish you were here.
A sea of blood will never quench a thirst, for humans are the most stubborn saltiest species
When everything falls apart, you can at least start over
Sometimes you find people who get you, sometimes you don't. Such is life
I said GOOD DAY!
ACABadabra your pizza is here, delivered hot and fresh.
We've tried nothing and are out of ideas!
TIL you can filter games by publisher on steam so you can say goodbye to those who deserve it forever
What Would Jesus Do?
What Would John Brown Do?
Steam's false advertising continues. They aren't our games. We only temporarily license them to play.
I'm chocolate and I am involved when they both are into it
Did you know the human race is 100% optional?
To be fair, it isn't hard to be sexier then me
Armed Queers Bash Back
Ah shit, here we go again...
So hot right now
On this day 13 years ago, Southpark aired "You're Getting Old"
You wanna live on Earth? GET FUCKED PAY ME!
Geordi La Forgememe template so I don't have to see drake ever again.
MFW I think things are going to keep being good forever
Bushido Blade - If any game deserved a graphics update, its this one
Yeah the Past was terrible, and the present sucks ass, but that doesn't mean the future has to be shit as well
CatBird
Armed Queers bash back
Compact Cat
Snowden is and always will be a hero
You see people in crisis, but the 1% sees an opportunity!
Footage of Imgur devs thinking of stupid fucking events while the servers are on fire
Anyone know where to find old porn mags in the middle of the forest?
I invented my PC by purchasing it
Hope you find peace in this life, stranger who I will never meet
You wanted things to go back to normal, but normal was already killing us.
My peace resides in the next life. Hope you find yours in this one.
Treasures of the Deep - To this day, still my favorite submarine game. At least the zero draw distance can be explained by murky water.
Stratosphere - Ran like crap on my Compaq PC, but it was a good time putting together islands to blowup
Status Quo? Hell no!
Sometimes I wish I could live in a vaporwave album cover
There is no ethical consumption while living a capitalist way of life.
State of the Union: Same as it ever was
Miss you Tater Tot
No need to be best, Good enough is Good enough.
Probably shouldn't have left my basement, but sometimes you gotta put yourself out there and meet new people.
Some day I'll be stronk
You cant therapy your way out of a horrific living situation.
Life is a temporary problem.
Some day someone will figure out life. Probably not me, but what else will I do with my time while I wait for the sweet release of death?
Your tribe is your vibe
Thanks for forcing me to be exploited at 100% of the workplaces available to me. Thanks for making me pay a landed lord their monthly tribute. Appreciate it.
Spring is coming yall. Keep hanging in there!
You gotta find what peace you can in this life. What else are we going to do with our time here?
Me getting stronker so I can find the strength to love all these douchebags that surround me
Just in case you forgot the good news
Hopefully some day I will be able to vote for a political party that respects my bodily autonomy to put what drugs I want in my own body. Someday...
Why would I swim in your school, if I am priced out of staying in your school district?