ExquisiteConundrum

87682 pts · April 5, 2017


Tell imgur about yourself... jesus. It's like the 1st day of school or the job interview... "what the fuck do I say???!!" I am a person who enjoys all kinds of different things. Like space, sex, food, science, everyday magic, puns, my kiddo, my husband and my 2 year old American Bully named Chance. I enjoy the fuck out of nature and wish I had more time to be in it. and i also wish that when i did have time to be in it I wasn't too busy adulting or being lazy. because I really like to be lazy lol. Books... all the books. when I'm being lazy I'm usually reading so at least I've got that going for me. Which is nice.

Try to play around and yo the whole crew will act up.

8 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, I scrolled waaayyyy too far to find this. But exactly this movie.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which sucks because tiktok isnt a place for meme farming. I've ways wondered where I could find them if this place shuts down. Reddit is eh. Discord is eh. Ehhhhhhhhh... lol. Ive always liked it here. Wish I would've found it sooner.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#28 this is necessary

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Correct! It is St Paul.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I dont trust this dude as far as I can throw him. He makes me uneasy. It all seems disingenuous to me. That said, id still vote for him if I lived there. Maybe he can split the evangelical vote.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

#31 the devil wears prada. The divine secrets of the Yaya sisterhood, nightmare before christmas ever after.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

✨️girl dinner!✨️

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

40 years lol

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He creeps me out. A lot. And I dont know why. Its probably the religion thing tbh. But I dont know if its mkre than that.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got 5 1lb packs of ground waygu for 20 bucks. Used one to make Swedish meatballs. Omg. So damn good. Some day I will try a steak. I hope its just as good.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gotta wait for him to come back to Mar a Lago. Hes not there right now. Also, if youre listening Iran, can you wait until after the 28th of March? My grandma lives 20 mins south from there. She will be leaving to go back to Canada then. After that, let er rip. Im 40 mins south and i dgaf

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#28 my jungle love... oh we oh we oh.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Any one know if trump gave dude back his medal? Because it would be hilarious if he didnt.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Frankie!!!! Nice to see you dude! Its been a while! Hope all is well man!

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Bro, same.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes.

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Theirs will be too at some point.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh shit. You're right! Thanks dude!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These are the cries of the carrots!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rat Mouth FL

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Woohoo! Another way to use.my harissa seasoning!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The savanna bananas disagree. And have made baseball so much better lol. Yes, I know they're minor league.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They are. The difference is, they are red states. The government is all for it happening. We had a fucking concentration camp in the fucking Everglades. Every single law enforcement department in the state of florida is helping. The national guard would help as well if they were deployed. Minnesota is a blue state and has some power to fight back.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Good morning! And fuck you Lassannn!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#21 his name was zoon and he lived on the moon. He'd come down to earth just.to sing you a tune. On your birthday. We understood him just fine.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A bunch of us would take a vacation to the OBX every year. And one year some one bought a plastic jug of OBX vodka. Shit was terrible. So we would take turns hiding it in the other friends houses. When you found it, you had to take a shot and mark the date. Then it was your tun to hide it. We never fi ished the bottle lol

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But let me.pay 500 bucks to hop on a 6 hour flight to Minneapolis. Sure. I have the money for that, let me get right on that. 🙄 even though I can do the same things here with the same shit happening thats not fucking televised. Imma stay here and help my neighbors.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2. And we are doing what we feel we can do with out dying right now. Unless you habe a fucking solution. Dont tell us how to respond. Super simple stuff.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0