FSMPirate

177667 pts · December 6, 2012


Just a reminder of this saintly woman making life better

Points 83
Comments 9
Views 2289

Too fitting not to share

Points 28
Comments 6
Views 763

Influencers trying to influence. The story of the White Moose

Points 6934
Comments 1053
Views 134395

When I realize that it was the 5th Tuesday of the month

Points 21
Comments 1
Views 205

Vote like people can shoot hibernating bears from helicopters

Points 7
Comments 3
Views 286

Here's me proving to my wife that I can sit up after surgery ( A Laparoscopic Partial Nephrectomy on my right kidney)

Points 15
Comments 3
Views 371

I'm going right to hell for this one

Points 1881
Comments 177
Views 136597

"The shortest distance between two puns...."

Points 31
Comments 6
Views 587

celebrating 5 years cancer free at work

Points 39
Comments 17
Views 1241

An easy way to end up resisting arrest 

Points 31
Comments 25
Views 1320

Some facts and a request

Points 20
Comments 4
Views 718

A wild ride all around

Points 24
Comments 7
Views 1267

Happy birthday to this glorious man!

Points 2272
Comments 114
Views 129709

For those going through Valentines Day single and sad

Points 19
Comments 5
Views 726

Fellow eventers, Rennies, SCAdians, LARPers and con goers....I miss you

Points 1396
Comments 111
Views 92801

A relevant dump of one

Points 36
Comments 21
Views 1003

The Power of Shaggy (Now with more pixels)

Points 4335
Comments 175
Views 125843

The most important news of the year

Points 1484
Comments 140
Views 76981

We interrupt your daily shitposting for some wholesome 

Points 5204
Comments 146
Views 139116

Someone hire this glorious man!

Points 9303
Comments 717
Views 200623

I'm prepared for the backlash from this one

Points -5
Comments 15
Views 264

Damn that photographic evidence....

Points 218
Comments 45
Views 3556

According to my wife this is an appropriate response

Points 1
Comments 8
Views 241

Obviously it's a baby log, anyway

Points 3
Comments 26
Views 336

The story of a woman and her beaver

Points 2642
Comments 212
Views 112360

I only wish this was my car

Points 5670
Comments 1155
Views 220760

How to fail at life

Points 0
Comments 18
Views 616

Please help

Points 23
Comments 7
Views 1042

Welcome to the comments section

Points 31
Comments 30
Views 1036

MRW I realize that I was four years cancer free as of last Sunday 

Points 69
Comments 7
Views 3389

The man, the legend

Points 2
Comments 23
Views 280

Real or not, this is sheer genius

Points 29
Comments 5
Views 837

A thing of such beauty is rare indeed

Points 90
Comments 7
Views 3186

Me introducing my friends to one of my fetishes 

Points 43
Comments 17
Views 2128

I mean...it's not NOT true

Points 3069
Comments 281
Views 109467

So that's what it feels like....

Points 6
Comments 9
Views 405

Also don't go shopping while hungry

Points 1
Comments 4
Views 142

Can't win an argument with facts? Call in support!

Points 11
Comments 8
Views 1210

I've been told I should start Scrubs

Points 104
Comments 18
Views 4089

And he'll huff and he'll puff

Points 14
Comments 6
Views 675

Be careful with those knife cuts, people!

Points 8
Comments 11
Views 582

When the wife has been using Shakeweight and doesn't warn me...

Points 152
Comments 7
Views 380

Valentine's Day advice for the single and hurting

Points 7
Comments 6
Views 1092

When someone tells you at length that they're leaving a conversation and never talking to you again

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 202

Having a bad day?

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 446

This is my weapon, this is my...wait....

Points 5
Comments 3
Views 488

I wonder if Techno Viking knows about this

Points 34
Comments 15
Views 4762

Happy little..wait, what?

Points 31
Comments 6
Views 1163

It's hard to be mad wearing poo poo shoes

Points 72
Comments 7
Views 2862

Having a bad day? Just remember that Robin Williams visited a sex shop as Mrs. Doubtfire

Points 18
Comments 5
Views 872

Alone, not alone does not matter to Aku!

Points 30
Comments 5
Views 1060

Weirdest glory hole yet.....

Points 11
Comments 3
Views 565

I love everything about this headline

Points 10
Comments 8
Views 437

Any second now...he'll be there, right?

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 194

Just read the fucking article and follow the goddamned directions

Points 18
Comments 9
Views 1339

MRW I find my buddy dead drunk after his wife told him that she fucked his brother

Points 831
Comments 79
Views 56059

I got to meet Apollo before my surgery in 2013, he was all hope and good wishes

Points 5
Comments 2
Views 1047

Not OC, now you have the song in your brain place

Points 6
Comments 16
Views 451

MRW I see a red door

Points 4
Comments 3
Views 288
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