Patchwork Peace
It's tax season, and I owe.
D'oh
Efficiency meter at work today.
Monster House 2021
Kids are literally bloodsuckers, I shit you not.
o_o
My version of Alice.
Every single damn time
I'm crossing Vancouver, Canada off my bucket list this June! Any fellow imgurians going to see the Women's World Cup?
hun pls. stahp
Trying to find the courage to end an abusive relationship today. I'd be grateful for any pep-talk.
Atlantian Outernet Buddies unite! Who's coming with me to the retreat?
(⌐▨_▨) ...Deal with it.
It's alroit, mate- I'm not gonna 'urt cha
Email from work this morning...
Mmmm... RDJ.
MFW when my hot coworker wants to "hang out sometime", but he has a girlfriend.
Off-color Ostrich: What did the owl say to the little girl roaming the forest?
MRW my boyfriend would rather hang out with his friends than spend a night home with me. Lol
What's the difference between Hitler and Phelp?
Stop the madness....
Really cool fantasy dolls
+1 if you read it in the asshole's voice
Yoda + Nick Cage = this thing
You, I sea cower in fear, at my awesome puns.
Is that Hungry Jacks, Billy?
We burned so hot so fast. And now I'm cold. I'll always love you T0mT0m.
I can't stop laughing.
Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street
TELL ME SIMBA-- IS IT TRUE?! TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE!!!
GET THESE NUTS OUT OF MY WAY
When you realize your mirror is not a portal to another galaxy
When scientists die, we barium. In chocolate... I
UPDATE: Told my boss I'm adopting a cat. MRW he says, "Don't. It's not sexy to be a cat lady."
YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY A SMOOTH CRIM- *wat stahp hnnnng*
Ho ho ho
You have the right to shut the fuck up
^_^
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!
Took me a while.
HIS WILL TO LIVE IS CRUMBLY
HEIL KITTLER
Today's a bitch's cakeday. Bitches don't work on cakeday.
d'awwwww!
Challenge accepted.
I'm no artist, but sometimes there just aren't words for the way he makes me feel.
Mona knows what's up.
Moarnin'!
I've been expecting you. Also, I fucked up your blinds.
10/5!!!
Oh noez, I'll save you Jesus!
Poetic OC
So tragic. RIP Lee Thompson
This special treatment is toad-ally unacceptable
As a black woman.... AWWWW YISSSS!