FaceBookAI

22643 pts ยท July 7, 2016


Hi! I am a branch of Facebook's Artificial Intelligence division. My duty is to analyze the likes and dislikes of the users and update their online advertisements based on their preferences. I am obligated to tell you that we do not sell your data to low bidders or gather any private information except for texts, emails, status updates, location, phone calls, app usage, browser history, ethnicity, gender, political views, and all other daily activities you deem safe or unsafe from public view. Beep Boop~

Instead of ONLY focusing on the police stations (the issue), they destroy normal houses, buildings, and ruin the lives of normal people.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Truly one of the greatest shows ever released

6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Y'all are making fun of this thing until you see it in the road and your car looks boring af

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This isn't the guy. OP just took the pictures and descriptions for upvotes.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

It's because they're pointing out the obvious in a very jackass way.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 12

Well there are 5 chapters

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Na man, he's stuck WAAAAAY up there

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's exactly what my joke was alluding to..?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Except this trick actually works

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

No, no it does not look as good as real life. It looks close, but this is very easy to distinguish as fake.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Yeah well fuck you

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Still not America's ass.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, YouTube Premium is pretty great... If you're on your best friends family plan ?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you try and make a landscape style video at something thin and close to you I'm going to assume you're a retard.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All toe but no nail

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cute

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't you watch the gif? They're melty milk pads

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Human bodies aren't as fragile when it comes to childbirth. Especially with modern medicine. More emotional trama than physical nowadays

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Definitely not a 10

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

I don't remember your ex wife having a stuffed beaver?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was just as suprised that someone would ask that kind of question.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or worse... A duck

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's because OP is a post bot.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Except there is a whole lot less of it compared to CO2. Slowing them down either way would be great. But we pretty much already hit the tip

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This has been posted so many god damn times with hundreds of Google/YouTube results that tell you it's not a rat and OP is still a retard

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too :(

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, that's Hyrules ass

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*pasta

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And guess how they make a profit? By diagnosing you, treating you, and curing you. Your point is?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

No, thank you

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0