Faileddruid

228 pts ยท March 2, 2013


Hi I'm me! A chap from a rural area of the west midlands in England. I like Cider, guitars and lady chesticles.

...when at her worst she was terrifying and a completely different person.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

^^this.. my sister suffers and it's truly scary (as a depressive myself) its closest thing to TV/Movies idea of schizoprenia I've ever seen.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

A bloody Sceptic you foul-mouthed colonial.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

that's one way of explaining the French :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Whats the difference between America and Yoghurt?" "Leave Yoghurt on it's own for 200 years and it'll develop culture.."

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

But does he use Antlers in all of his decorating??? hmm?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know sweet FA about Art, but I like this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amazing! Is the pen bit sharpie-type or Ink? looks great either way

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are these real? the artwork is fucking horrible!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Weirdest combo ever - listening to "Way to Fall" by Starsailor whilst watching this, suprisingly really awesome!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A small city in the middle of England. "Aup" being Hello and "Tra" being goodbye. We have a different accent every 10 miles here.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why being from Stoke is finally useful, we can get away with "Aup duck" or "Cheers Duck" or "Tra Duck" regardless of sex.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Surely this is the point of an unpopular puffin meme? to be the opposite of us normal folk? If not I could do a "I <3 boobs" one and get fp!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like Asian food as much as the next guy but jeez!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but you seen Venom's teeth? That's Blowjobs off the menu... although the tongue would make her popular with the ladies :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hope he has a PHD and calls himself "The Spin Doctor", if not well, I'll be slightly miffed.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great selection of C&H, not seen most of these!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

From the reports over here she didn't here Johnny telling her to make him a sammich!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Repeated more than the one where Delboy falls through the bar.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

maybe its Extragenes!

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

You Twat! :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wasn't quite talking about Status Quo, more Jimmy Page on "Heart Breaker"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Ah, right, sorry.. this is the sort of thing we don't get told about over the pond!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Genius!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not quite what I meant. Point being if you're a Pro earning a livng, surely learning the pieces should be part & parcel of the job?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I worked in a warehouse of 400 and was 1 of 6 who was native. They were the nicest and hardest working folk Ive had the joy of working with!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nigel Farage, is that you? :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I spot a fellow Englishman! If not you're free to collect your passport at any time ;)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My most honest pick-up line

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Retarded inverted Scotsman? I'm confused

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0