FalseTetrabyte

554 pts · July 13, 2012


I'm that Optaunix @$$hole on Youtube, Twitch, and formerly Twitter. Now I just Bake and Break stuff.

Squidward... literally... sigh. This is why I never watch TV. The dude and the lunch lady from Billy Madison. Sloppy Seconds indeed.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Religion is not just implied, it's literally what is causing this mess.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

"Images of Note: I am the universe experiencing itself" Pompous of you to assume you're alone then.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 17

alsl - he came up with the ASL handlanguage. He's especially proud of the middle one. Juan it o Pee que ño.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Psst. Unwrap your mind from their narrative. It's just a story being told on a very large billboard.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Screw whatever Gena says. That fucking "screw up fairy" rock should've been shoved into her face for the pompousness.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Folks ran out of money for the operation in Elysium, so turning to doctors to prove that this is fake has hit fever pitch.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Temporal Memory Echo. Ya'll say History repeats, guess it's Nancy Kerrigan's loop again. :P

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Yes quite, because there's tons of time to go and read them while we wait for the rest of humanity to sync their time turners.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Every. Media. TV Show. Movie. New or Old. It. Is. MADDENING. I can't relax at all. Everything is a message now.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

The UK has a fondness for the truck type, so they keep being spawned in. Go Kenworth and they heal up.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

and in terms of how animals apparently live lives depending on who you talk to, everyone is Wolverine to them.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

::waves:: Don't mind me, just working here.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, we had the one in our neck of the woods upgraded. Folks thought it was killed on Shoup Road. Nah, she went and phased out.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you're implying that most folks are just small early model Chevrolet pickups for hauling shit in? Charming.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, nobody pays any attention. Also, CP is completely legal in the USA. I lost.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're normal! I've been hand washing dishes for... 4 years, and 20 years prior.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Follow the wind? That should be easy, I love black beans. I mix them in with everything.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FFS folks, EAT SOMETHING WITH FAT WHEN YOU EAT EDIBLES. It'll smooth out the rush and you get a high that lasts for hours without grossness

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's cool. Let me know how the underground railroad ride goes. I hear it's a doozy this year. I haven't heard a peep yet.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, he wrote the lyrics himself. History was a little dull back in those days.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sadly? Christ Almighty you guys are loving this. ;) Wait'll folks figure out what Christians are *really* about :P

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

::rolls up as a Warrior with an AC of 64^92 with a Torque of 1100 FT-Meters. Add some Liquid Schwartz, let me know the lap time please.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Art Is Nail, yeah my right foot figured that out in a barn filled with horse poop when I was a kid.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Jesus Name? He couldn't find Jesus' name if it was in his own pants pocket.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I get stoned and do it at my own place for free. When I'm done I make a snack and play X-plane 11. Flying 737s stoned is relaxing.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Crash Course in Romance: It doesn't matter, everyone is actually dead. Porkers for all.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those ears are cleared for up to Warp 9.9998. Watch that 10 threshold, Paris and Janeway spawned in Jurassic Park as a warning.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blah blah blah this planet is populated by Cartoon Borg in denial. Blah Blah Blah oh Look CP is legal in the USA. He's still alive.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

And yet again, life imitates my thoughts. Was thinking about Chun Lee not more than 12 hours ago.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0