Famousapples

16875 pts · May 17, 2014


My favorite color is pink.

My 2 year old girl stands up to pee in her training potty and gets in clean. The girl is a riot.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then if you miss they yell something like Give your balls a tug ya fuck up and try again

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok buuuut did anyone watch Beautiful Boy? Because somethings fucky here

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a mom of two- you gonna want to keep that knife when your trying to peel the everloving skin off that stupid banana bullshit packaging.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Y’all so dam mean. Let people do what makes them happy.

7 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 10

Me to. I like feeling I’m having dinner with everyone

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tried that with his bathroom once. I just don’t in there anymore

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s interesting

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That one touches my soul

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea but now you have to pay for oceans and worlds- much more expensive

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Classic

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Classic

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok I laughed

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What’s this from

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My husbands motto on Mother’s Day is “ your not my mom”

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I was really invested in this show

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Ahhhh *waves from kck*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dot

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omfg it’s Oklahoma joes. Stop trying to make Kansas City joes happen. It’s not happening.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh shit was there a tornado last night? I slept through it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just now thought to even ask this question ahhhh

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I love it but I wish so much that there wasn’t a potty shelf. Some modern looking shelf’s on the wall would look so good.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you sure it did just park there?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if... this has already happened...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MRW my husband gets annoyed with me for ask how his day went.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No better way to draw all the attention back to a dying song.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So real talk I thought that first pic was an old painting

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1