Who is Thanos?
This is an excellent record cover.
Popeye Gets Poetic
Drive.
Today, in the Mail, I Received Illegal Drugs
Famous Quotes
This is the story of Tiny the Goat
Today, a local church paid for me to deliver great sex to every house on my route.
The rare and majestic hang-gliding goat.
Cars.
It's Hard Out There for a Gnome
Car-Buying Questions
Recently, I discovered snow forgot how physics worked at my apartment
I decided to organize my coloured vinyl
I could be wrong.
This record sat waiting almost 40 years to be signed, passing through three sets of hands before doing so.
Everybody needs a hobby. Or three.
An Existential Car
Thomas the Terror Tank
This is what I am doing with my time at work.
I actually heard this from a friend.
I wish I had an enormous series of these, so that I could confuse people by uploading them all.
Well, there have been a lot of complaints about this meme being used wrong, I think this should suffice
I feel like this will somehow come in handy.
What do you do if the bookstore you've worked at closes
I'm just trying to play a game, and the cat and dog decide, "No, look at us!"
Christmas selfie!
Simple math.
I was drunk one night and thought this would be an awesome gif. I was wrong.
Fuck it, imgur. I have to work today, so here's an album you should all hear.
Largely unseen, this movie is fantastically wonderful.
I am at work two days before Christmas (and through). Here are some musics I recommend.
Well, they were the only boxes in my apartment, so my family all got records for Christmas.*
I was going to do something really cool to justify hitting renowned, but fuck it.
I am a terrible person.
So, I was explaining "Calm down, Satan" to my friend...
Put way too much time into it, but it's important to me
Sometimes I find things on my hard drive and I....don't...
My friend didn't want to do one. After I prodded him, I got this.
Sometimes, it pays off to suck it up and go for it.
In case you are not aware: Dessa is amazing.
Happy birthday to me! (okay, it was just the shelf this year...)
This is where I listen to (and store) music.
I admit it.
All my friends had this guy for some reason...
Take me away from all this.