Fennecks

23047 pts ยท December 5, 2015


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I'm antisocial because i drink a lot, and I drink a lot because i'm always alone.

I've tried to talk to people and go to social events but if i don't drink then I keep to myself and want to leave, but if i do drink, i know how to talk and hangout, but nobody wants to hang with a drunk. After over a decade of continuing this behavior, I've finally just accepted it and don't try to socialize with anyone. I guess online friends are the best to have, they cant really tell if you are drunk :/

17 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you divide up the big packages into the regular sized packages, is it still cheaper?

17 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew it was bad when i started seeing my work manager at the same food bank as me.

18 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#20 is so fucking true, if my mind starts to wander, i have to re-read the entire page.

18 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The true joke............................ was us expecting a joke.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If i went to college but still need to donate plasma to have extra cash to get by, then yeah our entire country failed.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was only thinking one thing: they gonna climb up the butt.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The cig smoke won't cover that turd tea.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would instantly walk to the alcohol store and just go to town with whatever they got.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to always buy these as a kid. Something about it being in a glass bottle just made it taste better.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ive been reading a book and get done with one chapter each time i ride the bus to work. Then i dont touch it all day until tomorrow. I don't know how many chapters there are but i will eventually finish it....... just not Sundays cuz the bus doesn't run on Sunday =n=

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yo whats with the pot? or is it a pan....idk, are you cooking these turds?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

keep putting the litterbox in every exact place she shits so she cant shit in the same spot twice.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always tell religious people: "My name may be Elijah, but i ain't a saint"
Then i drink some vodka, light a joint, and start walking towards Mordor.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Best i got from looking it up on the net: Cats may dislike being pointed at because it feels like a threat or invasion of their personal space. They are sensitive to direct, sudden movements, which they might perceive as aggressive or dominant behavior.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

TF are those hand rails?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I cooked Oatmeal breakfast for a Quaker Oats factory in their cafeteria. It was free cause you know.....the workers made the stuff.....

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure it's the alcoholism that follows that causes this memory loss. Source: I forgot what I was drinking earlier and later I'll forget I even posted this comment.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But each time you get hit, you gain a scar, to the point where you have so many, you forget where you got half of them. Time and patience fills the cup, but it does not help you if it spills. Thank you for your support though.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of a book I read as a child: My father's dragon.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just always try to wonder how it can get better, while trying to ignore to ever think about how it can get worse. Life is a puzzle with no picture, you just have to guess where each piece is meant to go.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yesterday is history, and tomorrow is a mystery. But everyday you wake up with new thoughts and goals is a gift. That's why it's called the present.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sadly no. Just an emotion you get where everything starts to feel fictional and can be influencial but you keep getting it wrong. You think it will get better but then you notice it: A sign out of the blue, "wake up, it's the end of the song".

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CONVERSE WHICH WERE ALWAYS A PAIN TO PUT ON AND TAKE OFF.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Akashi stop that

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hello everyone this is your daily dose of Internet

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Straight to downloads

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cuz you need horse cock of course cock, shut the door and turn the lock.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss when smug Wendy was the top meme....

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0