FestusMA

19443 pts · February 11, 2014


Pam Anderson used to call hers Pancho and Lefty.

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I already called shotgun.

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Kudos for being even extra sure that readers know they can follow the link without r’rollin’ - honestly, guys you can. Just click it

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Me, too but please hang in there

3 days ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I wish I had an elephant pal who would play harmless jokes on me.

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Yeah but, was that Johnny Damon?

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East bound and downnnnnn, loaded up and truckin’!

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Not all Trump supporters are Nazis, but they’ve definitely decided it’s not a deal breaker.

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Which is what fascinates me about him because you are so right about his place in time. It’s my opinion (not exactly unpopular) that without him the outcomes of WWII would have been much different. And for that I admire him greatly - but still… yeah… kind of a dick.

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All my life I had only ever read the word “dearth.” I finally said it one day - at work of course - and a pal of mine busted out laughing. I pronounced it Darth (as in Darth Vader). Hoo boy

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Outstanding!

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He’s still chasing Amy…

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And mine (Aiken, SC)

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Free mosquito breeding!

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#4 Aiite you legit made me laugh loud enough to wake somebody up. Tak your updoot

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That looks like the Boston area - Arlington?

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I negotiate with bombs /s

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“We’re in the club! We’re in the club!”

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Excellent post - thank you!

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That’s frickin’ awesome (I”m jealous)

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Yep - totally worth it!

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That’s exactly what it is someone posted earlier on here that the Iranians have already denied any direct communication with him

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Waste not, want not! Those animations are badass to the core.

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It truly was. I kinda wish they had left it there.

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May I also add the category of just dumb as a bag of hammers?

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#25 Shrewsbury, Massachusetts. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. (I am kidding it’s actually very nice there.)

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#21 I have eaten goat testicles. (I am so full of self-loathing right now.)

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#20 “That’ll be two tickets to Demon Slayer, olease. And the double popcorn special.”

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