I'm just glad they didn't add teeth and chomping action.
Trump describes his current administration's status.
I've got a nice condo in Hell picked out, and I'm looking for roommates.
Just started playing Elder Scrolls Online. MRW it exceeded my expectations.
Stay safe, everyone.
Good night, imgur.
Gamestop employee here. These just came in. WHAT HAS CORPORATE DONE?
-_/-
Gotta work on Easter, and I feel like shit. Gif seemed relevant.
It's a terrible day for rain...
MRW I spot a typo right after hiting upload.
Oh, that's where I parked my clusterfuck.
For my Cake Day, I humbly offer some helpful workplace advice.
Met a really cute girl at work today. Went something like this. I'm 400% done trying to socialize.
When you exit a comment war, only to find your inbox flooded.
Fuck it, I'll be fat.
Does the blue bar disappear if you're not wearing body armor?
SOON
Time to learn those keyboard shortcuts.
This gif is my life, just endlessly repeating.
This is how you cosplay.
MFW the girlfriend promised a bj if I got off imgur and came to bed. Goodnight, internet.
MRW I'm trying to "subtly" undo a wedgie.
You little shit...
This is what human body fat looks like. Time for a diet.
Just what we needed: More Pokemon!
MRW my best friend's crazy-ass ex starts hitting on me right after the breakup.
Showed my 8-year old brother The Princess Bride for the first time today. Said he loved it.
Didn't catch Game of Thrones tonight, but I want to browse Imgur... The choice is obvious.
This is a real but rare fucking thing, apparently.
MRW someone opens the bathroom door without knocking.
Well, that de-escalated quickly.
This is a title.
MRW my ex sees me with my new hotter, smarter, and more successful girlfriend.
Let me go ahead and drop this off and say goodnight. I love you bastards.
Working retail, I'm pretty sure this is what district/regional managers do all day.
Huh. I'll have to try some of these downtown tonight.
Hell fucking yes. Lucario confirmed for the new SSB.
This sums up my social interaction skills pretty well.
Trying to move up from middle management.
Yep. It's a title.
Today's thrift shop findings. Total cost: $25.
Any desperate Xbox people out there? It's not much, but have these. PM me for codes while they last. :)
George R. R. Martin likes to have a hand in every filming of Game of Thrones.
MRW my friend told me he won't watch "The Princess Bride" because it sounds gay.
Another rainy day today... Just the way I like it.
Sleep well, imgur.
Everything I know about CQC, I learned from video games.
Goodnight, imgur. I leave you with some colorful, confusing imagery.
Let's all pay homage to this god among men. TO BILL BRASKY!
My asian girlfriend borrowed the car today. I imagine this is what happened.