1. Buy every hotdog you can get your hand on...
Voctron!
If you do this, you're a dick.
“You can’t impeach Trump, he didn’t break any laws!”
Thanks Kohl’s for the “brand new” coffee maker!
Something seems off...
It's called the long con
DOJ Attorney: Migrant kids don’t deserve soap, toothpaste or blankets
Limited edition pop-art poster/print dump (Mondo/Nakatomi/Bottleneck)
"It's 11 p.m., do you know where your dumpster is?"
Is it though?
Elliot, world. World, Elliot.
Aspergers art (dot matrix printer series)
My mailman is a nutbar
Florida beach-kid problems
Reaching out and touching the face of God
Soon...
My mom was on the cover of Life Magazine
Florida, where you can legally hunt otters with a crossbow 3 months each year...
Pizza Hut delivers
Happy birthday, mom
I'm voting for Star Wars!
You know how most people have to store theirs in a moldy trailer under a tarp in the back yard?
Converse, why did you discontinue these?!?
"It's 11 p.m., do you know where your dumpster is?"
Mom's last voicemail (just checking on her 3-year-old grandson):
What killed the dinosaurs, as told by 1982 children's book
"He doesn't have Flash ears..."
Maybe my app is just screwed up...
Cheese-flavored cheese product...
Chocolate-chocolate chip ghost cookies (Heat level = Fatal)
Boston Marathon bombing survivors visit Pulse nightclub shooting victims
Want every meal to be delicious?
Swan punch!
Donald Trump's RNC nomination acceptance speech
Every time I see a post about a movie theater warning parents that "Sausage Party" isn't a kid's movie.
Tourists, making Transylvania less scary every single day...
Hottest hot sauce in the world!
Cleaning the fridge as an anosmic...
Mom's handwriting
Airbag might murder you, but we can't fix it yet... enjoy your Honda!
Tebow blows off Bahamas to visit Pulse shooting victims
Florida weather meme dump
A daughter's love
The mug shot says it all...
It's a boy! Now, what to name him...
Where are you, fatass?
Theme parks to Orlando, "We 'heart' you!"