FireSolvesProblems

174488 pts ยท January 25, 2019


Ron Stoppable origin story.

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mom takes mashed potatoes seriously.

4 hours ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Sol?

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Was that Charlie Kirk?

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Language! Oh shit sorry, Heckhounds.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#3 Even a little bit of moisture and direct sunlight made these things crumble, they were pieces of crap. But so much fun.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah ah, castle. Though he still sleeps in the basement.

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's a good time to jump in, the most recent book is basically a long slow recovery process as the new norm sets in after shit goes down in an epic manner.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Audio isn't working but even without full context I can confidently say Harry would be happy to give this guy a lesson in manners and respect.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never watched the show, but they're effectively brother & sister right? That's some petty sibling pranking.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God damn I love apple cider, on multiple occasions I've managed to drink several gallons in a single day.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More coherent than the current guy.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A girl bit him on the dick?

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

If she can find another Pokemon fan? Throw a rock in a crowd & you're going to hit at least three.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As long as people are paying attention to him he's happy, it might be best to not even acknowledge him at events.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They are among some of the finest foods ever made.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can pick up Izzy, carry her upstairs to my bed, plop her down and crawl into bed. She will give a few small chirps of protest but otherwise Izzy don't give a fuck.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Her two cares, eating & cuddling in my lap. Old but still a baby.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would but she's deaf as shit. I've tapped her food dish inches behind her head while calling her name and doesn't budge an inch.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Izzy is also 18.5, unimpressed and a very good girl.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They feast and grow strong.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that one kid still in high school?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A toast! Oh wait, wrong movie.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You ducks are really trying my patience! But you are so cute.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh fuck you.

2 weeks ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

A couple of months ago I said Dafoe's Green Goblin was so unhinged he could have had a musical number & we would have gone with it. Somebody pointed out he does sing at one point but I had just forgotten. So I guess I was right.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What was the first one?

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey if I have to know this shit exists, everybody does.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 My cat headbutts me, I headbutt her back. I'm her favorite person in the house.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All those cars she gave away? The people still had to pay the taxes on them.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0