FirstForEverything

64245 pts ยท March 15, 2012


I reached fifty thousand and then gave up. I went outside. That sun shit is awesome. Send me some flirty. I love being flirty. I also love jumping out of air planes. We can talk about that too

I lost my girlfriend to depression in Aug. It hurts. This tweet means a lot. I'm sorry for your family's loss. Be strong.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Four years later I finally got my answer

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wrinkles

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too! Except instead of smog I used the updraft of wind against the building

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Anal.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I was looking for someone to mention this movie!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let the battle begin!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Every lawyers wet dream

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a little pretty, kinda poetic, and has a flair.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah no spent some time with my sis in Saskatoon during the winter. I'm in Toronto right now. This isn't cold. Went outside in a wool shirt

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why does this only have eight comments? Arousing...Like these comics.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now if only my girlfriend treated me like that when I got back from the holidays... now if only I had a girlfriend, or a dog.

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Four years ago, when I joined, there was NSFW comment parties. That was once banned, now it is not. We have come full circle.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thought it said Elesh to be honest

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wut

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ouch

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its cool dude. Didnt mean anything by it! As long as it's tasty that's all that counts

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man I don't want to be a dick but your chicken looks suuuuper dry

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mother flaming thumbs up

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Seasons greetings. Fucking beautiful

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Surprisingly entertaining.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

feels like spam..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No comments, points, and a random picture of a girl? This seems fishy, but the girl seems cute. I'll take her over you, OP.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lick my balls.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ha 5/7 good on ya.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a pretty creepy analogy... children in your face?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know about you guys but i fucking loved Doom

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And it looks mossy as fuck

10 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

When girls walk by because I don't want to seem creepy or weird them out 2/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0